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Stanley Pringled 

While talking to a girl you randomly whip out your dick and start masturbating.
I totally Stanley Pringled that bitch I was mackin' it to at the library last night.
Stanley Pringled by psu19420 April 7, 2008

Pringler 

How to perform a pringler
1. Obtain female
2. Shake up large can of pringles
3. Pour broken up pringles into said woman's anus
4. Insert penis into said woman's anus
5. Fuck woman in the ass
6. Listen to the satisfying crunching noise
Shut up ho or you're getting a pringler
Pringler by PacoW August 6, 2007
prun·gle (Prunggl)
v. prun·gled, prun·gling, prun·gles
v.intr.
To furiously masturbate your penis while watching online video of yourself furiously masturbating your penis (for the purposes of stimulation).
I use that chair next to the computer when I Prungle.
Prungle by BNINE October 24, 2009

Ultimate Pringles 

Ultimate Pringles, generally known as "U.P" is an extreme/urban sport. The game consists off an unlimited amount of players attempting to catch a flying Pringles lid (refered to in U.P terms as the disc). The game is much like frisbee only much more complicated and competitive, at times getting quite violent when players collide in an attempt to catch the disc. The size and transparency of the disc also gives amateurs a hard time adjusting to the fast paced sport, though coloured discs are available (and recommended) for beginners and also for playing at night (it should be noted that coloured discs have a higher gauge than standard discs).
The aim of a game is simply to show skill and attempt moves, such as "The Dive Bomb" (when a disc swoops downwards at great speed, making for a difficult catch) "Glider" (when the disc flys smoothly at a slow spectacular motion usually over great distance) or the "Double/Triple/Quadr uple Touch" (when the disc is hit multiple times as oppose being to caught by players and continues to fly).
The game usually ends when the disc breaks (after constant abuse) or is lost due to a poor throw, or simply when participants give up after exhaustion.
Person1: hey man, wanna play some UP?
Person2: U.P? why what is that I ask
Person1: Ultimate Pringles!...(explains)
Person2: woah!! damn right let's play this spectacularly amazing sport!!
Ultimate Pringles by Dimedude January 9, 2009

Slip her the old Pringles can

To slide your penis into the vagina of an unsuspecting female. Usually done from behind while spooning together in bed.
Dan: Hey man, how was it with that chick last night? Did you slip her the old Pringles can?
Phil: No man, i tried, but she smacked me.

Pringlelingus 

The act performed on a can of Pringles when pouring the chips directly from the can into your mouth; especially when using your tongue to get the last few pieces.
Stoner 1 - "Dude, I have a serious case of the munchies!"

Stoner 2 - "Dude, I know! That's the third can you've performed Pringlelingus on."
Pringlelingus by ShaneDawg69 June 7, 2013
Word of the Day on June 9, 2013