present from the gods

when a bird shits on you

Marge received a present from the gods while walking home from work.

by 152380717378273299383 August 9, 2019

presenting the weather

1. To be highly suspected amongst friends of being pregnant, but having not yet 'gone public'.

2. To be of an age and position in life where having a baby is the next logical step.

Based on the observation of the high frequency of woman tv weather presenters who were pregnant or became pregnant while in the job. Thus if someone is presenting the weather it is only a matter of time before they become pregnant.

"She's not saying it, but I reckon they're trying to get pregnant. I mean they just bought a house."

" Yeah she's presenting the weather."

by tombleyboo October 8, 2009

Living in the present

Staying open and being loyal

To achieve a good relationship, we must living in the present by being open and staying loyal

by Pink gin May 19, 2020

Presentation academy

A highschool that has most of the theater kids and some pretty hot chicks. Could never compare to assumption or sacred heart

That day at presentation academy was legit ness

by Twadsquad January 22, 2019

Present Window

The part of a quote that is presented in a sound bite. Pronounced pruh ZENT

What I said was "Some people say that porn and drugs should be legal because you can't resist them if you don't have access." Of course, "some people say" never made it into the present window.

by bTags March 17, 2011