premature strike-ulation

When you are bowling and you THINK you bowled a strike, so you start celebrating by doing your little dance, but then you turn around to notice you still have pins standing.

Man, jon totally looked like an IDIOT when he thought he got that strike. He did a little breakdace move, while everyone was laughing and pointing at the lanes, he finally turuned around and realized it wasnt a strike. CLASSIC case of premature strike-ulation

by dashrendar January 4, 2009

prehydrate

The process of drinking large amounts of water or other hydrating fluids (gatorade or powerade) prior a period of heaving drinking, as an attempt to lessen the severity of a hangover, despite getting bombed, trashed or shit faced.

The unfortunate side effect of prehydrating is numerous trips to the bathroom once you break the seal.

We are starting the party early tonight, you need to prehydrate so you don't wake up with a killer hangover tomorrow.

by LTC3 August 16, 2008

premail

a non specific email or text message telling you to expect an email.

Kirk premailed me about a message from Edmund, but I was already sitting at my desk, so what was the point?

by DarthTod October 13, 2008

Premature Textulation

When you are halfway through a text and you accidently hit the "send" button, and then you have to send another text with the other half of what you were saying.

"So, I got a text from Bob last night saying "want to fuc", but then I realized it was Premature Textulation when he sent me the other half, "kin get some dinner??"...Close call!"

"Damn, I accidently just prematurely textulated "We have to talk" to my girlfriend, when I meant to say "we need to talk about what we are getting for dinner tonight". I hope she doesn't break up with me!"

by AMchickentitsPU May 11, 2010

Premature Attaculation

While gaming, a member of your party starts attacking before the tank acquires full agro on the monster/boss, and consequently dies. Usually results in the party lol'ing.

Dang, that assassin had a bad case of premature attaculation on that boss... he should have followed the tanks' lead.

by RyoQQ September 7, 2010

Preemptive Counter-Stalking

The act of stalking a potential stalker, in order to learn everything about them, and using this information to make yourself undesirable to them, thus evading the stalker.

I think this girl that just added me on facebook is going to stalk me. I'm going to stalk her profile, so I can lie about anything we might have in common

Yeah, Preemptive counter-stalking is the way to go.

by jimmeh777 April 19, 2011

Premarital breathing

This is the worst sin ever comitted by a human-being if you ever encounter someone doing this stab them their lungs and procced to tbag their face.
Even Jesus did premarital breathing and look wat happened to him.

im sweating let me have some premarital breathing

by that is wat she said:) February 10, 2021