Pregnant

a male or female that is annoying as shit and or posts pics of themselves with cheesy Snapchat filters and most importantly uses “HI, hiii, hii, um, uhm….”

Guy 1: hiii
Guy 2: dude how pregnant are you

Guy 3: bros going into labor
Guy 4: can I see the ultrasound

by Majidcoolgamer March 5, 2023

Pregnant yes

A term to describe a not truthful or fake yes.

“When I asked mom if we were going to the mall she gave me a ‘pregnant yes’”

by GraysonGK27 October 18, 2025

It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant

How you describe a proposed recreational activity to a girl to alleviate most of her "automatic" (i.e., uncertainties that would typically occur to her "right off the bat" whenever anything unfamiliar is suggested to her) concerns .

Telling a cutie that, "It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" when you wanna give her an "all over" massage is fine and dandy,. but how can you be so sure that this will all be true? I mean, just **you** try and "keep it in your pants" when you have a luscious-fleshed girl lying naked and submissive in front of you!

by QuacksO January 4, 2020

Pregnant

Your fucked.

Wow you forgot to use a condom? She’s pregnant? Well dude you’re fucked

by anonymous March 14, 2021

National Pregnant Wife Day

A day dedicated to the woman who puts up with all her husband's shenanigans. A woman who, although tired as fuck, still cooks and cleans and takes care of the kids and her crazy husband. A day to shower her with love and take her to the movies to see "The Unbreakable Boy"

"Hey man let's go hang out!"
Sorry, I can't today. I have plans with Nikki, it's National Pregnant Wife Day!"

by Vedn March 28, 2025

Pregnant Man

A man who has drank too much beer.

Stop drinking so much beer you pregnant man!

by LordJenal May 20, 2022

maybe you're pregnant like your fanfic

a phrase that came from orbits (loona fans). it's about a person who wrote a fanfiction about jinsoul and kim lip being pregnant and having a baby, so this phrase was born and orbits say it to the person who wrote it as a joke. yes, it's a part of the loona iceberg and is surprisingly on the deepest category. STAN LOONA!! STAN ARTMS, LOOSSEMBLE, CHUU, YVES!!

"my tummy feels weird..." "maybe you're pregnant like your fanfic!"

by gowonflylikeabutterfly April 6, 2024