Preacher's Hands

Often manicured, clean, soft, and free of scars, callouses, or any other evidence of actual labor, preacher's hands indicate a life of idle preaching.

"That Habitat for Humanity recruiter was full of shit. How can he claim to build anything? He's got total preacher's hands."

"My boss says he knows how to fix a car, but have you seen his preacher's hands? The only fixing he can do is with a credit card."

by Charmingly Grouchy June 29, 2010

preachout

A. The shouting a preacher does on a Sunday morning to distract the congregation from looking at their watches. B. Done when doesn't have a good sermon and is trying to make the one he's using sound better.

Everything was cool til the minister did a preachout and woke me up.

by OCHAGunny1313 January 4, 2011

preashe

Racial slur for white people. Highly offensive.

M - "Hey, preashe!"
V - "What did you call me!??"

by Nayr111 June 7, 2011

preachering

the doing of a preacher.

today, as i was preachering, i looked into the crowd and saw a giraffe staring at me.

by dr. fleuss August 6, 2011

Preancee

Rhymes with fiancee. The stage of commitment before a woman becomes a fiancee.

Jane is scared to get married again, she may be a preancee for years before becoming betrothed again.

by PreanceeDebbie July 21, 2012

preawakeulation

When you really, really, REALLY want to sleep in (on the weekend for example), but you wake up at or before the crack of dawn anyway, and cannot get back to sleep.

Bob: Dude, what are you doing awake? I thought you were sleeping in this weekend!
Joe: The morning must have been so sexy I suffered from preawakeulation. The second I heard the birds chirping, I shot my sleep wad, cause I couldn't get back to sleep no matter what I tried.

by wirdatrd October 30, 2013

Preanceé

A person whom you are in a long term, committed relationship with, and plan on marrying when the time is right but the question hasn't been popped yet. More permanent than a boy/girlfriend but not quite a fiancé/fiancée. Usually a relationship of more than a year.

"I went on a trip to New York with Chris last week."
"Haven't you been together for years now?"
"Two of them. He's my preanceé."

by Kaileigh Horne May 8, 2014