patch day

The day that shines with human error. Happens when MMORPGs get updated or "fixed" with a patch, and madness breaks out on the forums about "Omg I cant log in!" or "Fix teh game or im not paying no more!!" Then they try to blame it on the players that they are doing something wrong.

Usually lasts until the start of the next day.

Never play on patch day.

by Fir3g0d February 15, 2005

Pitching a tent

The act of experiencing an erection, in such a way that it causes the pants or shorts to form a tent like shape at the front, because of the raging erection that is experienced by the person wearing the garment.

1) I felt myself pitching a tent as I saw the girls walk by.

2) "Dude you just pitched the biggest tent while you did your presentation to the class." "Yeah I know, I tried to control it but of course that didn't work."

by you can't handle this March 21, 2016

pumpkin patch

A cluster of overly-tanned or fake-tanned people who never leave the cluster

Check out that pumpkin patch all the way at the top of the bleachers

by jess86 May 27, 2007

patchy

Simply synonymous to drunk or tipsy.

If the need to differentiate between drunk and tipsy arises, use the quote "I'm a bit patchy" to signify tipsiness and just "I'm patchy" to signify drunkenness.

There is also such thing as patchiness, acting as either a noun that signifies the alcohol one has at hand or the overall patchy state of several people.

Random European chill kid at Chipoltle: I'm a bit patchy right now.
Random scene kid: WTF!! ROFL HxC SCENE!
European kid: Fag.

Guy: Have you brought the patchiness?
Girl: Hell yes, now let's get patchy!

by makke :D July 3, 2009

soul patch

tuft of hair grown under center of bottom lip

Went we were down on each other, my soul patch sent her right over.

by Steve May 13, 2005

harvest time in the zucchini patch

A coloqial term used to dicreetly tell your women that your ready to give her the stiffy stab.

Hey Baby,
It's harvest time in the zucchini patch. Would you pound that daquiri so we can get out of here.

by Max L. May 16, 2007

potcheen

Irish illegal drink brewwed in the mountains. One sip and you will feel it travel through your blood stream. Don't mess with this stuff as many people ahve died from it. The stuff they sell legally isn't the real deal. With the real stuff you drink water the next morning and you are not hungover... you are drunk again... Weird...

I had a sip of potcheen last night. I was hammered. The next morning I drank some water and I was totally drunk again! Crazy stuff!

by Johnay May 18, 2006