Pootie Cuck

A modern American Conservative that now Cucks for Daddy Putin. Usually, whose real daddy or grandaddy fought in WWII to set up NATO. But now sides against NATO and/or Ukraine and sides with Russia.

This Pootie Cuck thinks Trump is sincere about peace with Ukraine and Russia.

by CatchingRays February 28, 2025

pooty-nupty

A device used to extract stools out of the rectum.
Usu. a hook shapped object. First used on Aaron the Badass to extract his demon stool.

"The trained pooty-nuptologist extracted the stool from the patient with his pocket-sized pooty-nupty.

by Pooty-nuptologist October 15, 2014

Pootie Bitch

The next step above just being a regular bitch. The king/queen of bitches. The most derogatory term so offensive that it causes people that overhear it to "poot" (fart).

That's it. You've pushed me too far! You sir, are a Pootie Bitch! *poots*

by Flay The Skin February 16, 2022

Pootie

2 girls who talk a certain way and act a certain way

pooties b da best pooties in da world.

by pootie marie February 20, 2019

pooty gucker

Someone who lames up a gathering repeatedly by talking nonsense that only applies to themselves.

That dude is such a pooty gucker, he won’t shut up about his collection of “who gives a rats ass” for the 5th night in a row.

by SerpyDerp December 8, 2022

Pooty-Pant

When a man is to pussy to eat pussy because it is either to gross, smelly, or the thighs might engulf your head.

Person 1 "Hey so did you eat out Lafanda last night?"
Person 2 "Nah, That shits scary."
Person 1 "Your such a Pooty-Pant."

by SomeWhiteGuy1 April 22, 2011

pooty shoe

The act of incerting one's foot into a vagina

That bitch got me fucked up, doing a pooty shoe and all.

by Pootyshoe August 30, 2023