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Pootis

Pootis, derived from the phrase “Poot dispenser here” from VALVe’s famous FPS “Team Fortress 2”. A merge of the words “poot” and “dispenser” It is the meaning of life
Her: “What is the meaning if life?”
Him: “Pootis”
by Jay_The_Doggo August 23, 2020
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pooty wick

When a tampon string hangs out
Damn did you see Lolita's pooty wick hanging out of her shorts?
by winklies June 2, 2015
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Pootie Bitch

The next step above just being a regular bitch. The king/queen of bitches. The most derogatory term so offensive that it causes people that overhear it to "poot" (fart).
That's it. You've pushed me too far! You sir, are a Pootie Bitch! *poots*
by Flay The Skin February 16, 2022
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pooty-nupty

A device used to extract stools out of the rectum.
Usu. a hook shapped object. First used on Aaron the Badass to extract his demon stool.
"The trained pooty-nuptologist extracted the stool from the patient with his pocket-sized pooty-nupty.
by Pooty-nuptologist October 15, 2014
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Pootie pow

A pootie pow is when a girl kicks or slaps another girl in the vagina
I just gave her a pootie pow”
“THATS A POOTIE POW!!!!!”
by FuturePersinger May 10, 2024
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Pootie

2 girls who talk a certain way and act a certain way
pooties b da best pooties in da world.
by pootie marie February 20, 2019
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pootis gaming

by the random. October 31, 2022
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