Poonjabi

When the vagina, is large, and the clitoris is stretched as if going into labor.

Dude, that chick got banged so many times, her vag is like a poonjabi!

by CannabisDilemma October 30, 2009

poojay

A poop that looks like a bird. Sometimes people crap out ziploc bags that are poojays.

Jon just did a poojay.

by Jamers May 14, 2004

poonjab

A sexual act that takes place when a male dresses up in a suit of armor of some sort (preferably chainmail), and while the female is wearing a dragon suit (which has a special sex hole cut in it), the male puts his gigantic jousting lance in the female's fun hole in a sort of slaying motion.

I had such a crazy night after that 6 hour Dungeons & Dragons match, I totally gave Sally the most forceful poonjab this side of the 4th realm.

by Cam-Shaft September 19, 2006

poonancy

Someone who seems to be PMSing all the time. They are always complaining, and everything has to be perfect.

Josh was being such a poonancy today, he was always PMSing.

by nick4tuna May 2, 2006

Poonany fart

Flatulence emitted from a vagina

Ughhh, your room smells like fish, Erica!
I just had a poonany fart.

by UselessfromReedley November 18, 2010

Poonami

Definition: Poonami is the Unexpected flow of poo during a Colonoscopy when a patient doesn't understand the meaning of no solid foods for 24 hours.

Staff declared a category 4 poonami after the flow factor exceeded the bed and reached the floor.

by myrjl June 28, 2016

Poonami

When you have a bowel movement so large and loose it is like a tsunami of poo.

David had a poonami so large it flooded the toilet.

by Codebrown March 31, 2017