Pussy police

Usually the female friend that tries to prevent any males from hooking up with her attractive friend. Very similar to the cockblock

Guy: hey can i buy you a drink?
Girl: Ummm...
Pussy police: (interrupts) No, you cant. She already has 1!

by L!ndizzle October 14, 2011

fashion police

People who make excessive snide remarks about ones' choice of hyper-trendy clothing - especially if it was "yesterday's fashion".

Martha got chewed out by her fashion police friend when she decided to wear the tiger print bodysuit with the black slacks.

by ke6isf May 26, 2004

Simp police

(1) A person who acts like the police to arrest simps. (2) A simp who is afraid that another simp will simp for the person they simp for so they "arrest" them.

"Man he acts like hes the Simp police or something."

by names-epicc June 6, 2021

american policing

When a person shoots someone way more than needed.

A: Im dead
B: *shoots the dead body*
C: OMG! Hes american policing you
A: Hahahaha

by CaptainZorro October 12, 2018

serotonin police

someone or something that shows up when you're happy and sucks all your joy away.

we were having fun until the serotonin police popped up.

by catyalater May 23, 2020

trap police

Trap police are police who enforce the law for traps, and may or may not also be traps themselves

>trap police knock on door
>trap opens door
"Who are y'all?"
"We are the trap police"
>trap runs away screaming
"IT WAS A ONE TIME THING, I SWEAR!!"

by Alpha_Zed_13 February 12, 2018

lyric police

someone who always corrects someone when they mess up while singing along to a song

Ray: No no no, she says chick not girl. get it right

Mike: Alright, calm down Mr. Lyric Police

by The Obsessor... July 7, 2009