Dick Pole

Former pitcher in Major League Baseball, winning 25 games in the big leagues. Later on he held the position of pitching coach with several organizations, most recently the Cincinnati Reds.

A: Hahahaha you're such a douche I bet your favorite athlete is Dick Pole!

B: YOU'RE a douche! You like Justin Bieber!

by bobbuttons September 3, 2012

pole pusher

One who pushes poles, usually in a homosexual manner.

John Berg's life demonstrates how to be a pole pusher.

by The Seede September 14, 2007

totem pole

Stacking and having sex with two midgets (preferably twins) while standing. One midget stands on the other's shoulders. You are making out with the top midget while the bottom one gives you head.

I was wasted last night on Carman 6 and the RA walked in on me totem poling these two bitches.

I saw these two midget twins and thought "I am so gonna totem pole these bitches".

by rajietits April 24, 2010

Soul Pole

A paddel used by a black man in the movie dazed and confused to beat up freshman boys after school

"hand me my soul pole so i can beat up those kids"

by kellimariejenring cougar April 12, 2007

Stroll and Pole

When you meet and a fine ass lady on the street and put a pole up in her.

I was heading to the store yesterday and I ran in to a lady so I had to give the old stroll and pole

by Bil992 October 13, 2008

upped the pole

To pull a gun on someone

Adan was talkin smack I upped the pole on em

by Look at adan maan April 24, 2020

pole hammer

When a guy gets slammed by a fat chick on top. To the point when an indentation is left in the bed, or he is left with very little penis after the sex.

"Got pissed last night, met up with a chick. She was very fat and totally pole hammered me!, woke up at 3am and needed a ladder to get out of the hole she left me in!"

by Baxta December 26, 2006