An illness that usually lasts for 6-12 hours in which the victim uncontrollably farts, emitting a stench unbearable to everyone in the general area including the victim himself. Symptoms often include nausea, sore anus, diarrhea in the later stages, and irritability. Most farting is an enjoyable hobby but the Devil's poison is a sick curse you wouldn't wish on your worst enemy.
Morty: Dude what the hell man...it's funny when you let out normal farts but this just stinks.
Wausau Guy: There's nothing I can do about it man, I've got the devil's poison.
Wausau Guy: There's nothing I can do about it man, I've got the devil's poison.
by Darryl Hardy July 22, 2014
Get the The Devil's Poison mug.Rhyming slang for flatulence that is so reekingly toxic it hits the victims olfactory senses with such devastating effect that, visually it resembles a reaction similar to acute food poisoning.
Kelly: "Crystal what's up with your boyfriend, he looks as though he just ate something real bad?"
Crystal: "Nah...he'll live...in fact it was me that ate something bad earlier on. I kinda involuntarily released a poison dart - he's just suffering the ill effects, ha ha."
Crystal: "Nah...he'll live...in fact it was me that ate something bad earlier on. I kinda involuntarily released a poison dart - he's just suffering the ill effects, ha ha."
by Brohica September 27, 2009
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spermatozoa, male ejaculate -that which would drive the male ABSOLUTELY INSANE!, -a strong persuader, -the 'load' women have little sympathy/empathy for...
the 'poison' was putting john on 'edge'
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judy ground the 'poison' out of john, instantly relieving the swelling, and lessening the infection
tagisus instinctively knew grinding the 'poison' out of himself would prove therapeutic!
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tagisus instinctively knew grinding the 'poison' out of himself would prove therapeutic!
by michael foolsley December 31, 2009
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B: "Nah, dude... she's man poison, you don't want that, trust me."
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by icking1. April 22, 2006
Get the man poison mug.The awful upset stomach and related symptoms caused by consuming too much SPAM meat within a short period of time.
I had to skip class that morning due to SPAM poisoning from too much SPAM in my SPAM & eggs breakfast.
by tonyjones17 February 9, 2008
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by EchoFree1 August 14, 2009
Get the pussy poisoned mug.When a perfectly intelligent woman has sex with a totally inappropriate guy or a total jerk. His sperm has totally screwed up her mind so she cannot think straight. The only thing that can cure sperm poisioning is to stop having sex with the dude.
Alice: What the fuck does Cinderella see in that asshole.
Tinkerbell: IDK, After talking with her yesterday, I think she has sperm poisioning.
Alice: Shit, we lost her until she dumps his sorry ass.
Tinkerbell: IDK, After talking with her yesterday, I think she has sperm poisioning.
Alice: Shit, we lost her until she dumps his sorry ass.
by manlysmom July 8, 2011
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