Joy Points

A rating system on everything and anything by giving you a certain amount of joy an object or event gave you. The system counts from 1 to 1337.
1337 being elite or the best or most amount of joy ever.

669 being average or a lil above average.
and 1 being the least amount of joy

"Dudde that lasertag match got 1337 joy points"
She said "That was super fun"
he said "hell yea it deserves 1000 joy points"

by I Pwn bitch3s December 1, 2010

Excremation point

The symbolic act of smearing dog poop in the shape of an exclamation point on advertisements, billboards, or other commercial signs as an emphatic denial of consumer culture.

Peter the Penniless: Whatcha' doin' there Johnny?

Johnny Proletariat: For once I'm gettin' my hands dirty stickin' it to the man instead of workin' for him!!!

Peter the Penniless: Ahh...you're making an excremation point!

by KonkeyDong September 16, 2011

doo point

A measurement in time when a listener realizes a speaker is full of shit.

"Based on my careful observations, the average doo point of a US politician is 15.43 seconds."

by Old salt September 19, 2015

six-point-nine

Sixty Nine that is interrupted, cancelled, or postponed by a period, also written as 6.9

Man, me and Amy were about to do some wild shit but she pulled a six-point-nine on me.

by TheModernDanielWebster November 29, 2016

kings point knot

A hangs man nose. Referred to as a Kings Point Knot due to the depression the Merchant Marine Academy causes.

"Man I just bombed my test, my liberty is restricted, and I got a class 1. Might as well tie the kings point knot."

by -thesaltysailor February 7, 2020

Rooty tooty point 'n' shooty

A different, ney, better word for a gun.

(in a gunpoint robbery)
"he's got a rooty tooty point 'n' shooty!"

by Lydtehsquid October 9, 2018

hollow point

Type of weapon ammunition that upon hitting the target the bullet expands, almost exploding inside the target. Makes huge exit wounds on cans.

a:holy crap you blew the shit out of that gopher, what kind of ammo is that?

b:hollow points

by Andy April 10, 2005