Alabama Puff Pastry

When a man pierces his genitals while his partner, (male or female), performs oral sex on his rectum.

Jim-Bob received an Alabama Puff Pastry from the new girl working at the piercing shop last night.

by BumScout November 3, 2013

Growth Puffer

With the rise of marijuana legalization around the world, a new kind of marketing profession is needed.

A Growth Puffer specializes in marketing THC products and services.

(Drives from the word Growth Hacker, who maximises marketing for startups and mostly tech-oriented businesses)

Weed sales are dropping, We need a Growth Puffer here ASAP or we're gonna lose our coffee shop / dispensary.

by Sir ThinkALot October 27, 2014

foofie puff

It is a soft and fluffy dog or kitten. Irresistible in nature, these anomalies have the overwhelming charms to subdue their masters and force them to cuddle them. The foofie puffs are so beautiful some people try to harvest their adorability factor for help with love. These special animals are now endangered with only a few thousand of the species left on this planet, but with your help we can save the foofie puffs and help them grow.

Oh, that foofie puff is so adorable I feel the need to cuddle and love it.

by Kamzone October 12, 2016

butthole puffer

A person that likes to puff other men's penises into there arse for a sum of cash.

Josh? What a fucking butthole puffer .

by Master of blind man October 8, 2017

Hot Puffer

An indiscriminate sucker of the cock. Someone that will suck any D. Anytime, anyplace, anywhere and anyone.

Frank is a one Hot Puffer. Take him to a club and he’s in the rest room the whole time.

Sheila is a Hot Puffer. You need a quick BJ? Just knock on her door. She’s on her knees in seconds.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018

Cheese Plaff

After biting into cheesey food and pulling it from your mouth, a long strand falls across your chin, resulting in a cheese plaff.

I had Pappa John's last night and think I got a third degree burn on my chin from a vicious cheese plaff.

by Birbo March 25, 2019

Douche Puffette

A grotesquely overweight narcissistic amazon woman who believes the world revolves around her, her bad credit, and her inability to control her intake of alcohol. Often reads by flashlight while explaining how your problems relate to her life.

After listening to that douche puffette talk about sobriety I'm totally ready to slam fireball and suck the glass dick.

by OG Bobby Hill November 23, 2019