plastic-manc

Alternative term for a supporter of Manchester United football club who has never set foot in Manchester, the club's home town, let alone been to any games.
Their prevalence seems to be directly proportional to the success of the club.
Also known as 'Manc-Wanks', 'Tossers', 'Glory-Hunters', 'Woollies', 'Scum' and 'Cunts'

The worst thing about seeing Man-Yoo win anything is putting up with all these plastic-mancs that crawl out of the woodwork.

by Flash007 May 23, 2008

Plastic Bagger

A person who is sooooo ugly they need a plastic bag over their head while a guy is screwing them and at the end they are suffocatied and killed.

Poor Julia has died due to suffocation with a plastic bag....=p

by Sara February 4, 2005

plastic tree

A type of plant life that is used to manufacture plastic grocery bags. They once grew in great numbers in Iraq and Saudi Arabia.

I only had one item at the checkout, so I told the cashier to save a plastic tree and just took the receipt.

by Lady Csyde April 2, 2007

Plastic

Flammable substance.

survivor: Oh look a large pile of plastic. lets burn it to keep warm.

by Melancholykills August 11, 2009

plastic friend

The endless fountain of wealth otherwise known as a credit card.

Person 1: I'm broke, got any cash?
Person 2: Nope I'm out as well
Person 1: Oh hang on, we're saved, my wife left her plastic friend in my wallet!
Person 2: Hallelujah!

by Jonny R December 12, 2005

Plastic fan

A person that supports a team because of their good record

Chris said he supports barca

He is just a plastic fan

by Keir004 November 26, 2017

Plastic

a type of girl who is popular and usually self centered. When you think about them you get a sinking feeling in the pit of your stomach because you are jealous of their car and social status but you don't want to be them. Often self-degraded and stupid, can be sexually jaded.

The girl who I used to think was my girlfriend

by TheDuke October 12, 2004