germ pigeon

A generally small person who is known to carry a contagious disease and should be avoided as such

Harris is a germ pigeon!

by Alternity April 11, 2004

pianon

a lame ginger kid with a humorous face that will steal your soul. she will cook a pound of bacon in your microwave and then eat it all, leaving nothing behind except a plate of grease. true dat. in her spare time she free-style raps (this is one of her soul stealing rituals) and likes spoons. also she likes scissors.

"dang! did you see that pianon? is her face supposed to look like that?"

by the most wonderful girl ev! June 18, 2008

Pianosexual

To be sexually attracted to people who play pianos or/and pianos.

Tim: do you have a Piano

Jim: yes why?
Tim: HOT DID U KNOW I'M 'PIANOSEXUAL'

by I just sat on a pinapple June 23, 2016

pigeoning

Wearing your Fitbit around your ankle (like a ringed pigeon) and wiggling it while sitting at your desk, in order to increase your step count.

I don't feel like going for a walk, so I'll be pigeoning today to reach my step goal.

by neverkino October 12, 2020

Rusty Piano

The female counterpart to the rusty trombone. To get rimmed while recieving a reach around to tickle the ivory.

See also rusty trombone.

Amit blew Christina's mind with a rusty piano.

by AM88 February 10, 2009

Spunk pigeon

The spunk pigeon is the act of ejaculating (spunking) into a girls anus or vagina. Preferably anus.

Once the anus of vagina is fully spunked up. You then make your best pigeon stance and peck the spunk out of that little whole.

Ronnie: bruh, took a girl home last night from da club

Gaz: dude, awesome.. did you give her a sweet fucking?

Ronnie: yeah bruh, but she made me do the spunk pigeon.

Gaz: spunk pigeon!? WTF IS DAT BRO?

Ronnie: well I fucked her well and true bruh, but! Bruh.. I came in her ass.. and she made me pretend to be a pigeon and peck is out bruh. Face was covered in shit and goo and spunk man

Gaz: bruh, that isn't sweggy at all..

by The dick master 34 January 25, 2017

Not my pigeon

Not of material interest oneself. Not one's business. Not an activity one would typically engage in under normal circumstances.

"Leeroy, ya djam fool buoy. Get yourselt oder 'ere an' have a tug on dis 'ere crack pipe."

"That's jolly decent of you Winston my dear boy, but freebasing crack cocaine is really not my pigeon. These days I stick to mainlining skag and the occassional speedball."

by Mikee T September 21, 2008