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PICNIC

Problem In Chair Not In Computer
Insult for non IT literate people. Often used in IT support to describe someone who is the problem rather than has a problem.

Problem In Chair Not In Computer.
A- Sandra’s monitor isn't working. Can you check it out?
B- ok

(Later)

B- silly cow didn’t have it plugged in.
A- What a Picnic.
by FannyMallet81 January 27, 2022
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picnickery

The practice of having picnics.
Picnickers practice picnickery almost every day
by nottedious March 16, 2022
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Picnic ass

1.
When a womens ass is large enough that when consumed you do not come up hungry.

2.
When a womens ass is used like a table to hold your plate of food.
1.Kelli has such a picnic ass, the last time I ate that booty I was not hungry for 2 days.
2. I went to Patty's house for dinner, she farted on my plate of hotdogs when I was using her picnic ass.
by jumbofupaass May 27, 2022
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pinik

:dus ki obostha?

: pinike jhinik mamu.
by Vatijjyaa September 19, 2022
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Picnic Basket

You can call this to your bestest of friends to tell them they are a horrible person, also a very bad insult
by Mewchz January 17, 2023
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Picnic blanket

A combination of spooge and period blood whilst banging a girl on the rag
Andrew gave his girlfriend Julia a picnic blanket yesterday at the party…No ants were reported injured..
by Randino69 April 26, 2023
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PICNIC

PICNIC is an abbreviation of Problem In Chair Not In Computer
For help desk or incident management classification when the issue was the use inability to follow the process correctly this qualifies as a being a PICNIC
by Purdey November 6, 2023
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