by Margarett Yuhico August 10, 2003
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in reality, they're just a bunch of old fookers with too much time, money, and gear.
in reality, they're just a bunch of old fookers with too much time, money, and gear.
by zoey April 13, 2004
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An abusive term used by those who have studied Physics.
Best used after YOUR FACE to produce an ultimate insult.
Best used after YOUR FACE to produce an ultimate insult.
Person 1: What time is it?
Person 2: Your face
Person 1: Your face sucks photodiode of teh photoconductive variety, Photodiode! Photodiode!
Person 1: (Spontaniously combusts)
Person 2: Q.E.D!
Person 1: Your mamma
Person 2: Your face
Person 1: Your mammas face
Person 2: Your mammas face is a photodiode
Person 1: Photodiode??? WTF???
Person 2: Haa! Q.E.D! Screw you Photodiode
Person 1: Who are you?
Person 2: Screw you
Person 1: Suck my ROFLcopter photodouche
Person 2: Away and suck photodiode or teh 1337 black ice shall chib you with it's photoemmisions of an unknown variety plasmatron gun
Person 2: Your face
Person 1: Your face sucks photodiode of teh photoconductive variety, Photodiode! Photodiode!
Person 1: (Spontaniously combusts)
Person 2: Q.E.D!
Person 1: Your mamma
Person 2: Your face
Person 1: Your mammas face
Person 2: Your mammas face is a photodiode
Person 1: Photodiode??? WTF???
Person 2: Haa! Q.E.D! Screw you Photodiode
Person 1: Who are you?
Person 2: Screw you
Person 1: Suck my ROFLcopter photodouche
Person 2: Away and suck photodiode or teh 1337 black ice shall chib you with it's photoemmisions of an unknown variety plasmatron gun
by soisoisoi9 May 10, 2008
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Sophia: Nice camera.
Chris: Thanks, I dropped five large on it. It’s like 800 megapixels or some shit.
Sophia: Wow, you know how to work that thing?
Chris: Naw, prolly just take baby shots.
Sophia: Yeah, photoddlerphy is not cheap.
Chris: Thanks, I dropped five large on it. It’s like 800 megapixels or some shit.
Sophia: Wow, you know how to work that thing?
Chris: Naw, prolly just take baby shots.
Sophia: Yeah, photoddlerphy is not cheap.
by DTrubble September 16, 2009
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by B2theBomber October 6, 2009
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Photographer: Oh. My. God. These photos are turning out amazing! I'm so excited, I'm a having a photogasm!
by msamerica941008 March 23, 2011
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Photoblographers usually take pictures of bridges, cupcakes and street signs- typically use an expensive dslr or old fashioned camera.
Photoblographers usually take pictures of bridges, cupcakes and street signs- typically use an expensive dslr or old fashioned camera.
That’s a really good photo of that chair, but I studied a little photoblography in college while posting on flickr, tumblr and facebook- it would look better in black & white. :(
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