phil kay 

Phil kay is a massive pedophile who loves children of which are younger than himself - and I mean *much* younger than himself, we don't quite know his sexuality, is he gay, lesbian, or straight, I guess we will never know. But one thing we do know is that he thinks he is strong. He tenses his six pack like nothing else - thinking that it is from all of the sit-ups he has done - but of course it is not, it is because he is a skinny bastard and has a six pack because he doesn't have a gram of fat on his body

Phil kay is weak and thinks he is strong, he has no sexuality

phil kay by I_speak_nothing_but_the_truth December 5, 2019

Phil Kessel 

A re-rack in the drinking game Beirut, it is named after the hockey player Phil Kessel who plays for the Boston Bruins. It consist of four cups, three vertical and one cup horizontal to the middle cup. This is a reference to the fact that Phil Kessel has only one testicle after suffering testicular cancer. This is done in good fun, since Phil Kessel is considered to be a sick right winger. The saying hails from the frisbee team at Stonehill College

Phil: Re-rack?

Tim:Yeah man

Conor: Yo, how do you wanna us to re-rack it then?

Tim: Phil Kessel that sit dude!

Phil Kessel by LeprechaunCBN June 25, 2009

phil crawford 

When you're mumbling to yourself and nobody's listening... and nobody cares... you've just pulled a phil crawford

phil crawford: "...so I'm considering calling the Suicide Hotline... you know what I mean?"

all: "What did you say? Come again?"

phil crawford by PAJDPAJD2 October 18, 2008

phil collins 

#1 in my books. team extreme!

On the 8th day God created Phil Collins

phil collins by M Dogg March 24, 2005

Phil Fact 

A fact that is rejected by society, even though it is often true, nobody cares.

Man 1: "He totally just said a Phil Fact"

Man 2: "Did you tell him to be quiet?"

Man 1: "Yeah I told him to STFU"

Phil Fact by UberhAx0r_<3 October 15, 2010

Phil'd in 

What happens after you watch an episode of the Philip DeFranco show.

Philip DeFranco: You've just been Phil'd in.

Phil'd in by Ihatemdie October 1, 2011

Phil and Fern moment 

A prolonged fit of giggles, especially between two people in an supposedly serious setting.

A reference to the popular presenters of British weekday show This Morning, Phillip Schofield and Fern Britton-- who are known for such laughing fits.

We were doing an intense scene in the play, when I tripped up accidentally. We couldn't stop laughing about it, we had a right Phil and Fern moment.

Phil and Fern moment by Jac Griffin December 16, 2008