Hella pressed

super depressed.

i told her i ate all the pizza and she was hella pressed.

by tytytu September 17, 2012

Bench Press

(v.) To lie flat on ones' back (although inclines and declines can be used to concentrate on a particular part of the pectorals) and push weights (usually a barbell) vertically upwards.

(n.) A bench designed for the above.

1) He tried to benchpress a bucket of paint and failed, crushing his head.

2)I replaced the chair and am writing this sitting ona bench press

by Gumba Gumba May 29, 2004

small press

Non mainstream comics, often produced independently and on short runs.

Funtime comics is small press.

by Tiny Molasses April 18, 2006

ass pheasant

N: Someone who is constantly up someone's ass. Obsessed with the person they follow.

Mike Hunt: Seymore! You need to do a better job and not be an ass to our damn customers.
Seymore Asses: Damnit Mike Get off my back and quit being an ass pheasant!

by Kris Webb April 8, 2007

Pessi

Pessi is a nickname for Lionel Messi as he scores most of his goals through penalty kicks

Hey, did you see Pessi' new penalty goal today? That makes 10 penalty kicks in the last 10 games.

by Ayerssx March 17, 2015

Pessi

A player who has an astonishing number of cheerleader fanbois for someone who has not scored against madrid since ronaldo left and fraudulently wins ballon d’ors and golden boot all while walking around the pitch and cannot even do numbers in a farmers league.

Did you see pessi cannot even make a header when the ball is crossed to him?

by AirCR7 December 4, 2021

Pessi

A finished fraud from Argentina,loves statpadding against small clubs and gets 'GOAT' shouts

I have studied hard for my final exam, but when I reached the exam centre in the university of Barcelona, I found out I forgot my pen. Luckily I found a generous guy named Pionel Pessi.He said he made a career out of pens and gave me one. Thank you Pessi.

by Ndjdhdbbs March 21, 2022