weak peach

A weak peach is the weakest boy or girl you know. If you call somebody a weak peach, you really think the person is not on shit & wasting yo time.

Kyra is a weak peach

by Ysl.benjii March 20, 2017

My Peaches

The struggle of trying to sell your peaches in a twitch chat of identify crisis

xStill_Infamous: Belle can I sell my peaches?
Belle: I DON’T CARE ABOUT PEACHES WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

by Loofypoo October 14, 2020

Jennifer Panchesine

A women who is overly obsessed with coffee, If she doesn’t have coffee she will share her wrath with all of the human race. When she has coffee she can be the most precious person but don’t forget her caffeine!

Person 1“Why is she so angry?”

Person 2 “oh thats Jennifer Panchesine she probably didn’t have coffee today.”

by The dictatonary March 13, 2022

boosy peach

Boosy peach can be used as another way for calling someone a dumbass/retard.

"Johns being a real boosy peach right now"

by phonkk December 28, 2022

can your own peaches

the act of achieving either orgasm or ejaculation or both without the help of a partner.

darren: we jehovah witnesses don't believe in sex before marriage.

matt: so you can your own peaches?

darren: nope. touching oneself for pleasure is also forbidden.

by geelbooyair December 15, 2012

closed can of peaches

(Noun) Calling someone a virgin; referring to someone's virginity (mostly referring to a girl's virginity)

Cara: Gosh I'm so horny right now. I really need a fuckbuddy.

Me:Hun, you're a closed can of peaches. You can survive without dick.

by PrattyBratty May 2, 2016

Cake With Peaches

When You Start Eating Ass And You Progress To Eating Her Vagina

I Had some Cake with Peaches Last Night!

by MickieMouse07 October 11, 2019