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Payton

The most annoying girl ever. She thinks everyone want to be her but in the end only her "bestie" can stand her. (AKA) a basic white girl
Payton is annoying
by BIGECHEAZitz May 6, 2020
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Payton

A girl who acts like a mentally retarded cat,is a jerk,bitch,asshole,doesn't care about you,acts like she knows everything,almost everyone hates her.no boys like her.
Have you seen Payton she is a God dam fucking asshole!yha I have and I agree!
by Cuthotgirl August 28, 2017
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payton manning

Payton manning is a looser, bitch, and a choke artist.
Payton Manning is a huge choke artist. He ranks up there with Tony Dungy, Scott Norwood, Bill Buckner,Thurman Thomas, and Alex Rodriguez as guys who just could not win the big game. 4 years at Tennessee and he couldn't win Manning leaves and the vols r champs. How about those 4 turnovers against the pats in the afc championship game. When the kicker gets drunk and talks about u that says it all
by robert Duffitt December 6, 2006
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Pardon

Eli: Yo, how big is your dick?
Mike: Pardon?
Eli: Yo, bitch you don't live in England, you like in United States bitch!
by someunfunnyguy69 June 10, 2018
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pardon my german

Pardon my German, a.k.a. "begnadigen Sie mein Deutsches" is a phrase jokingly used to excuse farting or burping in an inappropriate situation; it is similar in use to pardon my French, which is used to excuse one's profane language.
Job Interviewer: Well, that's all everything. do you have any questions for me about the company?

Candidate: No, but-- *LOUD, LONG OBNOXIOUS MALODOROUS FART*

Job Interviewer: *stunned silence*

Candidate: Heh...um, pardon my German.
by Codpiece Clown December 22, 2007
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Payton

Payton is a pretty, funny girl but can sometimes be a bitch you can’t really trust her and makes a good friend but not a best friend and she can be very annoying.
Payton told me who u liked.
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Payton Peterson

Payton's favorite shtick these days is his gay routine. He fusses his hair and talks like a girl only when he is alone, he says he is not gay, but he just doesn't want people to judge him. His favorite thing to do while he is alone is to run around his room naked and clap his cheeks on pillows.
by 123456789man December 13, 2019
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