The Fitnessgram™ Pacer Test

The fitnessgram™ pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. the 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. line up at the start. the running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep a single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. the second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. the test will begin on the word start. on your mark, get ready, start.

The Fitnessgram™ Pacer Test is the worst new meme.

by SuccPapi October 4, 2016

Paper-shuffling

Paper-shuffling is a prevalent practice in the bureaucratic systems. It refers to the time-consuming circulation of papers and documents in an office without contributing much to the system itself.

“People could work in parks, in maintenance, the many paper-shuffling jobs there are in government." (The Washington Post)

by Vahid_niamadpour May 6, 2012

Paneran adventure

A journey that is made during conventional lunch hours by one or more of the following:

- A round body part that sticks out in a place it shouldn't.
- A woman of amazing grace, beauty, and intelligence OR A girl that resembles both a glazed donut and snowshoes.
- A big busted blonde with a pretty face pertty eyes and great hips. Nice butt long legs tall and gorgeous.
- A bad ass with a big dick.
- The most brightest and coolest person in the universe.
- A bald jackass OR avery confusing person

The clock approached 12:45 and The Nub and I summoned our counterparts Gail, Leslie and Amy for our Paneran Adventure.

by Gus Baker June 21, 2005

Paperback Bitch

A person who has everything they need but stills whines about having a crappy life/ not having something.

Jim: Mannn I want the new iphone 4s my iphone 4 is soo slooowww
Tim: Stop being such a paperback bitch

Douchebag: FML dude
Friend: Dude you have everything you need, you make your life seem like shit when there are other people with actual problems, your being a paperback bitch

by realtalk_69 May 5, 2012

research paper

a paper that you will write almost every year in high school or maybe not. usually a new format every year because the old one you spent hours doing is wrong. you have to cite your sources which your most likely fake and just put some fake names and books you only copied the title from.

cool i got a D, and i spent hours revising my old research paper

by hooptiehandler90 February 26, 2009

paper gangsta

dude who has the money but uses it for all the wrong reasons. Like using his money to buy his girl's love, etc. - lady gaga-paper gangsta

"don't want no paper gangsta...yeah the dinners were real nice until your diamond words turned into ice"

by coolestkidinschool December 15, 2008

Paper Towel Karate

What people do when they are flailing their arms about an automatic paper towel dispenser that is hard to activate.

I just witnessed a guy do paper towel karate in the mens room for five minutes! I just used my pants.

by Wafsnipes23 September 17, 2011