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madame palm

(n.) slang. Alternative term for the hand with which you masturbate, usually used in a suggestive manner.
"Sex? No thank-you I just had some with Madame Palm if ya know what I mean"
by Trojan Man January 15, 2004
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jesus palm

A cut or abrasion on the lower middle part of the hand, thus resembling the hand of Jesus on the crucifix. Commonly associated with Skateboarding and other physical sports where falling on one's hands is emminent.
I Fell and got this jesus palm the other day.
by the cisco kid August 4, 2004
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palm desert

Palm Desert is a wonderful place to vacation. It is very very sunny all the time and very relaxing. There are palm trees and flowers everywhere you look. Pools and golf courses are dying to be used and there is great shopping. The river which is a really fun and popular place to go, it's always crowded at night with a movie theater, families, and friends. There is Westfield with all the shopping and brand names you can imagine. There is also something equivalent to Rodeo Drive in LA. However, if you're looking to party hard this is not your place to be but you will still have a fantastic time.
Hey! Where are you going for spring break?
I'm going to Palm Desert to get my tan on!
by Krvballgirl17 April 22, 2011
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Palm seeder

When a man ejaculates into his palm for ease of clean up or to eat it.
Guy 1: Dude, where were you? Why are you so late.

Guy 2: I had 5 minutes so I stopped at palm seeder.
by KnowItAll1979 May 28, 2022
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Palmed throbbery

His missus caught him bang to rights committing palmed throbbery in the shed! He was sentenced to a year of being the laughingstock of the boozer.
by Nuphagus December 19, 2019
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Palm J

Blending any variety of palm bay, with a significant amount of Jack Daniel's.
"If you don't drink Palm J's, then fuck you!"
by DJSKIER February 15, 2017
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Palm aid

1. A horrible misspelling of pomade.
2. A way to subtly let your barber know you will pay him to give you an old fashioned
1. “This dumb fuck left me a note asking if we made palm aid. He even included his phone number. There’s no hope for the future.”
2. The man breathed in the smells of barbicide and Clubman’s Talc, the delicate pictures of 1950’s rockabilly adorning the walls, and the barber’s American traditional tattoos. This was his kind of shop. Very confidently, the stranger slipped the barber a note asking for “palm aid” with a seductive wink. They both knew what he wanted.
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