madame palm

(n.) slang. Alternative term for the hand with which you masturbate, usually used in a suggestive manner.
"Sex? No thank-you I just had some with Madame Palm if ya know what I mean"
by Trojan Man January 16, 2004
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jesus palm

A cut or abrasion on the lower middle part of the hand, thus resembling the hand of Jesus on the crucifix. Commonly associated with Skateboarding and other physical sports where falling on one's hands is emminent.
I Fell and got this jesus palm the other day.
by the cisco kid August 04, 2004
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palm desert

Palm Desert is a wonderful place to vacation. It is very very sunny all the time and very relaxing. There are palm trees and flowers everywhere you look. Pools and golf courses are dying to be used and there is great shopping. The river which is a really fun and popular place to go, it's always crowded at night with a movie theater, families, and friends. There is Westfield with all the shopping and brand names you can imagine. There is also something equivalent to Rodeo Drive in LA. However, if you're looking to party hard this is not your place to be but you will still have a fantastic time.
Hey! Where are you going for spring break?
I'm going to Palm Desert to get my tan on!
by Krvballgirl17 March 30, 2011
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zombie palm

Peeling the skin from your palm before masturbation.
Justin Dillon got a mad wicked zombie palm yo.
by nezzreth March 16, 2016
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Llama Palm

Another version of the infamous camel toe. A wedgey in the lady parts. When your vag eats your pants.
Yo, pull your leggings down, you got llama palm.
by NoEinKristin May 19, 2022
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Palm aid

1. A horrible misspelling of pomade.
2. A way to subtly let your barber know you will pay him to give you an old fashioned
1. “This dumb fuck left me a note asking if we made palm aid. He even included his phone number. There’s no hope for the future.”
2. The man breathed in the smells of barbicide and Clubman’s Talc, the delicate pictures of 1950’s rockabilly adorning the walls, and the barber’s American traditional tattoos. This was his kind of shop. Very confidently, the stranger slipped the barber a note asking for “palm aid” with a seductive wink. They both knew what he wanted.
by Broken teeth bad tattoos May 07, 2019
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Palm J

Blending any variety of palm bay, with a significant amount of Jack Daniel's.
"If you don't drink Palm J's, then fuck you!"
by DJSKIER February 16, 2017
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