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madame palm

(n.) slang. Alternative term for the hand with which you masturbate, usually used in a suggestive manner.
"Sex? No thank-you I just had some with Madame Palm if ya know what I mean"
by Trojan Man January 15, 2004
mugGet the madame palmmug.

jesus palm

A cut or abrasion on the lower middle part of the hand, thus resembling the hand of Jesus on the crucifix. Commonly associated with Skateboarding and other physical sports where falling on one's hands is emminent.
I Fell and got this jesus palm the other day.
by the cisco kid August 4, 2004
mugGet the jesus palmmug.

palm desert

Palm Desert is a wonderful place to vacation. It is very very sunny all the time and very relaxing. There are palm trees and flowers everywhere you look. Pools and golf courses are dying to be used and there is great shopping. The river which is a really fun and popular place to go, it's always crowded at night with a movie theater, families, and friends. There is Westfield with all the shopping and brand names you can imagine. There is also something equivalent to Rodeo Drive in LA. However, if you're looking to party hard this is not your place to be but you will still have a fantastic time.
Hey! Where are you going for spring break?
I'm going to Palm Desert to get my tan on!
by Krvballgirl17 April 22, 2011
mugGet the palm desertmug.

palm music

Honking your horn at the moron on the road while driving. Named as such because the honking "music" is being played with the palm of the hand.
"This jerk thinks he can just sit on the road and block traffic? Maybe a little palm music will get him moving."
by DJKydKrazy May 12, 2016
mugGet the palm musicmug.

palm burn

When you masturbate to much you get a rash on your palm.
Tim I masturbated so much last night that I got a palm burn and it hurts.
by Jaden8421 October 24, 2018
mugGet the palm burnmug.

palm hockey

"There's someone in this library playing palm hockey. Gross."
by BillyStalin October 12, 2014
mugGet the palm hockeymug.

white palm

The act of a male masturbating to completion, then without washing his hands, interacting with the public.
When billy shook janes hand, he inadvertently white palmed her
by TubsMcGuinty October 16, 2018
mugGet the white palmmug.

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