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Stamina Packing

Stamina packing is packing for as long as possible until you either give up or until the opponent gives up.
"Run my 8 hours in stamina packing I bet you won't last!"
by thethizzkid December 21, 2020
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Sack Packing

The act of inserting one or more testis into the anus of another being. This takes finesse and careful planning. Mistakes, as you can imagine, would have consequences.
Man: "OUCH! I love sack packing hurts so good!"
Woman:" What are you doing back there!?"
by TGR x Sully March 13, 2010
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Peter Packing Peter Gazer

A man who tries to have sex with other men in the urinals of public bathrooms
Lawrie: I was in the toilet and this man started smiling at me after he gazed at my pipe
Professor V: Watch out because he is a Peter Packing Peter Gazer, a dude who loves ramming other dudes after looking at their spears
Lawrie: Let's get the hell out of this area please
Professor V: Yeah, there are too many Gazing Packers out there
by BirkbeckPHDUM October 15, 2018
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Fanny-Packing

Cut a hole in your fanny pack, then stroke your cock or pet the kitty
Devin: Did you see Raquel fanny-packing?
Robert: Ya, I think I saw some of her pubes.
by Molester-investigator December 14, 2019
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Snack-Packing

General terminology for the punitive practice amongst incarcerated criminals, of forcing a flavored pudding cup from a snack pack into the recipient's anus and then having one ore more prisoners sodomize the recipient.

While there are several variations of this practice in play across several prisons in the United States, what is generally accepted is that the exoticness of the snack pack flavor, number of syllables in it's name, and number of people pulling the train on the recipient, all increase in direct proportion to the severity of the offense. So if there's two to three people in line, and a vanilla/chocolate/strawberry pudding cup, it's probably a minor offense, like not sitting down to fart/piss. If the whole cell block is lined up and you hear the words "dragonberry/passionfruit-thin mint/fig newton-Gluten-free kiwi, lime, and chinchilla vegeterian..." assume someone blew up a fucking planet.
Dude, Justin in D wing said they're snack-packing Nico after lights out! Not sure why, but the pudding cup is gingerbread alfalfa cucumber lime and lavender... im staying the fuck back when the ramrod rodeo kicks off!
by Mjolnir12982 April 10, 2017
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Jet Packing

Similar to spooning. However, the "little spoon" is larger than the "big spoon, thus giving off the image of a human jetpack.
Mark's girlfriend is like 6'2. I caught them jet packing in the common room watching the food network last night.
by The GodFader June 5, 2011
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Pardoel packing

Named after someone notorious for last minute packing, Pardoel packing is the act of packing by throwing all of your belongings into a suitcase willy nilly. Actually scratch that. A suitcase implies planned packing, most likely some bags for life, maybe even bin liners will be involved.

Although Pardoel packing is time efficient the risk factor for forgetting important items such as passports is incredibly high.

If you are expecting a known Pardoel packer in your home be prepared to stock large quantities of toiletries such as toothbrushes, deodorant and shampoo as most space will be saved in the case for either extravagant cosmetics and perfume or more likely gifts from the duty free for you.

Those who partake in Pardoel packing tend to be the most wonderful of humans who are simply lacking in general organisation so do welcome them into your hearts and homes*.

*However if you have "Monica-like" organisation it is generally advised that you don't welcome Pardoel packers into your home. Your efforts to change their habits will be futile and will most likely drive you crazy.
Kellie: Have you packed for the holiday yet?

Ellie: No, I'm just going to do some Pardoel packing right before we go. Who has time for pre packing!?
by Pardoel packing May 29, 2016
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