uterus punching

Very crude way of describing terrible sex. Also sometimes called rabbit sex, so hard that the girl feels it in her uterus.

That sex last night was awful, total uterus punching right there.

by Meghan Montgomery January 8, 2008

Baby Punching

When a guy with a huge wiener fucks a pregnant chick and repeatedly punches the baby with his penis.

"I had a miscarraige hunny, Mike: OMG what happened babe? It was because it was beat to death, doctor said it was most likely caused by baby punching."

by Matt and Whitey June 16, 2008

Carpet-Punching

(V) Similar to racking a guy in the nuts, but performed on a female.

I was going down on her and she queefed in my face, so I punched started carpet-punching her.

by TomCat7770 February 10, 2010

The Punching Bag

When a couger gets down on all fours and lets you beat her titties with your weiner, not unlike a boxer would punch a bag.

William's mom let me perform the punching bag to her last night.

by Otis Spunkmeyer__ June 22, 2011

Hole punching

The act of two men ramming their assholes together.

I caught Kevin and Larry hole punching each other at Jamie's party last night.

by Hobby-less December 27, 2016

Hawiian Punching

When someone offers you a drink from their beverage and you chug it.

Kid 1: Want some soda?

Hawiian Punching Kid: Sure!

*CHUG* *CHUG* *CHUG*

Kid 1: Hey don't drink all of it!

Hawiian Punching Kid: He he he...

by The master of awesomeness January 21, 2008

undie punching

To punch someone in the undies. With your penis usually.

Me: How was your date last simo? Any undie punching?
Simo: Hell yeah, was awesome too. Plenty of undie punching to be had.

by Rodney Stewart March 12, 2008