Premature Evacuation

the feeling that results from leaving the toilet too fast when finished with crap

Premature evacuation
Dude: Shit man dont touch my butt. I just prematurely evacuated
Second Dude: Sorry man...i didnt know

by Kevinnnb April 6, 2008

Premature Kojaculation

Early onset of baldness. Named for the Seventies TV character "Kojac" played by bald actor, Telly Savalas, who shaved his head long before it became popular.

"Are you losing your hair?"

"Yeah, Premature Kojaculation runs in my family. Either that or I'm growing a lot more forehead."

by Don Howard September 2, 2007

Premature Corneration

The act of beginning to drift too soon on Mario Kart, thus resulting in driving on the grass which inhibits your speed and more than likely costing you a few places.

Anna: Yes! getting up speed, gonna get back to first place in no time!

*starts drift too soon*
Ok, hold it out....No! I'm on the grass!!!!!

Rob: *Overtakes* Hahah I'm winning!

Anna: -_-" damn premature corneration...

by Annaterasu July 1, 2011

premature-eclickulation

To prematurely click your mouse button.

Oops! "I clicked too soon". Or one who has a problem with clicking the mouse button too soon.

In reference to: premature-ejackulation.

by Joel Osterman June 5, 2005

premature ticketulation

Buying many and/or expensive tickets to music gigs or festivals without waiting to see if your friends can make it.

I had such a bad case of premature ticketulation, I bought 10 tickets to see Basshunter but none of my friends want to go, now I'm stuck with them.

by Tee Elle See February 26, 2010

premature etextulation

When you hit the send button on your phone in the middle of a text. You send your text prematurely and unfinished.

I was so nervous the I accidently hit the send button before I was finished with my text and had premature etextulation.

by SusieQRDH November 25, 2009

Premature transmission

It's when you hit send before you proofread your work.
Applies to texting, e-mail, instant messaging.

A premature transmission can ruin good intercourse (meaning dialogue - of course) between two (or more) parties.

by majikman December 10, 2010