Pre-roast 

When you say something dumb so you start to make fun of yourself so that when other people roast you it hurts less.

Before my buddies could clown on me, I did a quick pre-roast, clowning on myself first. You know, gotta beat 'em to the punch.

Pre-roast by C1284854738 August 17, 2023

Pre-Sandwich

1. A food item that includes the basic fundamentals of otherwise being a sandwich but lacks the substantive component of a separated edible enclosure to meet the full definition of a sandwich, ex, a hot dog.

2. A food item that has the potentiality to become a sandwich if the edible enclosure were separated via cutting utensil.

Subway Employee: "Do you want drinks, chips, or a cookie or are you just getting the sandwich today?"

Me: "Actually, I noticed you only cut one slit in the bread, thus making it a pre-sandwich since the bread is not two separates pieces. And yes, I'll take a medium drink."

Pre-Sandwich by SandwichMetaphysics August 30, 2023

pre-milf 

The precursor to the organism known as milf. When an attractive female reaches prime child-bearing age, they are called pre-milfs. Though excellent in form and beauty, pre-milfs are very rare in the wild.

Damn! That girl is fine! Look at those hips! She's a pre-milf for sure!

pre-milf by Dr. Joo February 28, 2009

Pre-bate 

Y'all know what prefunking is. Pre bating is the same thing, but masturbating before an event or function

Think: There's Something About Mary

I better pre-bate the date I have tonight, otherwise I'll nut waaay too soon

Pre-bate by E-funky December 25, 2005

Pre Engagement

When two people in a relationship promise each other that one day in the future, one of them will formally propose and the other will accept.

Usually made when a couple are young and the man cant afford to buy a nice expensive shiny ring for his deserving girlfriend

Guy: "Baby I promise that ill get you that ring and im going to ask for your hand in marriage!"

Girl: *Gasp* "And we'll live happily ever after!"

Guy: "This is a serious pre engagement! You better not be humoring me!"

Pre Engagement by awsomecoolguy69 August 4, 2008

pre madonna 

Misspelling of the words "Prima donna"
Usually from a result of being confused with the singer Madonna and how well she fits the meaning of the term.

Donna "jeez look at that little tart, she's such a pre madonna"
Sam "You mean 'prima donna', she's not a singer"
Donna "But doesn't the term come FROM the singer?"
Sam (Shakes head)

pre madonna by Randomuniquename December 26, 2008

Pre-nut Syndrome 

1) The phenomenon wherein a man who has gone without sexual relations for a period of time experiences a decrease in selectivity with respect to those persons that he seeks said relations with. As the period of time in which said man's sexual relations are in absentia increases, there is a direct inverse relationship with said selectivity. For as long as the `drought' persists, the selectivity will decrease exponentially.

During a consultation with his urologist, Cicero expressed a serious interest in draining his balls in Miss Mary Jay Rottencrotch's STD petri dish. Since ions had gone by since Cicero had last sunk his Italian sausage into a quality hole, the doctor diagnosed Cicero with a severe case of Pre-nut Syndrome.

Pre-nut Syndrome by duchebag81 July 24, 2010