potted

slang for getting very drunk; see also wasted, smashed, blitzed, and blotto

I went on a pub crawl last night and got completely potted.

by StreakyBacon December 25, 2004

Pasted

When somebody’s buttcheecks buttcheecks are glue together with a sticky substance

Lil pump pasted Icarly

by Migamortis January 4, 2018

Motivational Poster

a picture that has a subtitle underneath. were originally used to motivate but the internet changed that by instead of making them they made funny jokes with the subtitle

guy: that Motivational Poster was pretty funny

other guy: yeah but it really didn't motivate.

by rudy1143 January 13, 2010

Birth Control Poster Boy

Kids who dont belong on the face of the earth and appear on birth control commercials

Eric Fishel should be a Birth Control Poster Boy because hes so fuckin ugly and half-retarded looking

by True to my Roots July 7, 2003

pooted

you may have seen this on a cartoon network commercial, its a term used to describe a fart that is loud and obnoxious, like the sound that the character is making on the commercial

Guy1: hey guess what?

Guy2: what now?!?

Guy1: I pooted....

by DMJeff24 December 10, 2006

pull out poster child

Someone that is so damn stupid, ugly or worthless and should be the poster child for "Pull Out" magazine.

Eugene is such a pull out poster child! His father should have pulled out, better yet should have just had another beer and never put it in!

by Lynchmob August 9, 2006

Shit Poster

Someone who uses social media and rants, talks shit, or just belittles everything because they are either bored or have way too much time on their hands.

"Man, this shit poster is so angry all the time, why does he belittle every single thing?"

by XoTron December 24, 2018