cooter pooter

A woman that queifs often, resulting from large amounts of air in the cooter aka vagina.

That bitch queifs so much we call her cooter pooter.

by Ryan16 October 4, 2005

poodlehead

An elderly ladies hairdo. Resembling the blue-white do of a prepped poodle. Commonly used to describe the driver of a vehicle.

That poodlehead cut me off!
There's nobody but poodleheads at the quilt show.

by westernpig April 20, 2006

Pittsburgh Pooter

Upon completion of intercourse with his girlfriend, the boyfriend ejaculates on his girlfriend's stomach and on her inner thighs. He then proceeds to stick his naked ass in her face, rip a huge, wet fart, while yelling "ITS OVER BITCH!" It is a common practice in the Pittsburgh area to break up a relationship.

Paul: I couldn't stand my girlfriend anymore. She pushed me over the edge, so I ended it.

Mike: Did you do what I told you to?

Paul: Ah, hell yeah! I nutted all over her and then gave her the old Pittsburgh Pooter!

by Harry Paratestees April 26, 2008

Pooterhole

Someone who makes an ass of themselves, whether being used to describe a short instance or someone's permanent persona.

Generally used as a friendly insult.

Daniel: "What was up with wesley last night?"

Trevor: "Idk, he was being such a pooterhole."

by Endersion January 9, 2009

Pootersnatch

A legendary cryptid believed to reside in the northern United States. Although unconfirmed, is believed to resemble a tall-statured Ellen DeGeneres. Supposedly docile unless firecrackers explode while the Pootersnatch makes stool. Reported sightings include observing the Pootersnatch performing naked snow angels, and in one isolated case, begging for a trip to the hospital. According to the interviewee, the Pootersnatch did not appear to be wounded.

"Dude, why the HELL is there a condom in my birdfeeder!?"
"Not sure man, the Pootersnatch must have been through last night."

by Vitakka October 6, 2011

Pooternickle

A person who plays a character already portrayed in a film, play, or other media, and does a worse job.

Compared to other Batmans, Ben Affleck is a real pooternickle.

The girl that played Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz this year is a pooternickle.

by JRodMan2018 May 10, 2017

poodleshagger

Someone who has an unusual desire in poodle collecting.

My friend Ellie is quite a poodleshagger

by ImACuteFairy May 4, 2020