Pooty-Pant

When a man is to pussy to eat pussy because it is either to gross, smelly, or the thighs might engulf your head.

Person 1 "Hey so did you eat out Lafanda last night?"
Person 2 "Nah, That shits scary."
Person 1 "Your such a Pooty-Pant."

by SomeWhiteGuy1 April 05, 2011

pootie rooters

a person that farts around... as in doesn't take care of what they are supposed to do at that time. Stalling time or to drag ones feet.

Kristi: Come on Jaclyn, we are in a hurry!

Jaclyn: Hang on... I want to show you this really cute shirt I have.
Kristi: No! We need to go... no more pootie rooting around.
Jaclyn: But I love being pootie rooters!

by Lizzie Lou Hou February 17, 2010

Pooty Whomp

Sissy . Weanie. Coward. Pussy . Sally . Fuddy Duddy .

Come outside. I know it's cold. but dont be a little old pooty whomp.

by Roman Marie December 30, 2018

papa pootis

Someone who is fully capable of detecting Arm Chair Admirals. Also know as "Rear Admiral Moose"

When the moon hits your eyes like a big pizza pie... "Papa pootis"

by Suck it Metaphoricly,Allyza July 07, 2018

pooty gucker

Someone who lames up a gathering repeatedly by talking nonsense that only applies to themselves.

That dude is such a pooty gucker, he won’t shut up about his collection of “who gives a rats ass” for the 5th night in a row.

by SerpyDerp December 09, 2022

pooty-nupty

A device used to extract stools out of the rectum.
Usu. a hook shapped object. First used on Aaron the Badass to extract his demon stool.

"The trained pooty-nuptologist extracted the stool from the patient with his pocket-sized pooty-nupty.

by Pooty-nuptologist October 16, 2014

Pootie pow

A pootie pow is when a girl kicks or slaps another girl in the vagina

“I just gave her a pootie pow”
“THATS A POOTIE POW!!!!!”

by FuturePersinger May 10, 2024