by Sara March 25, 2005
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After my shit covers the globe, aliens in quantum probes, who created humans long ago, only modes of communication through the chronic smoke, make me leader of the planet, just as they planned it, the 5th coming of christ, Dookie Art with the Poltergeist.
by bigcheech August 4, 2006
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A sacker of the backer.
The posterior pillagers then sent forth from their shafts hard as file. Fierce was that onslaught. Young men lay slain.
Then he with another stab speedily pierced the ravager so that the posterior broke: this man had a wound cut through the linked rings; through his ass stuck a deadly spear.
Then he with another stab speedily pierced the ravager so that the posterior broke: this man had a wound cut through the linked rings; through his ass stuck a deadly spear.
by Coleman Francis Jr July 30, 2008
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There's not enough likes on this post... I think I have Poster's Remorse!
In retrospect, I probably shouldn't have called that girl a whore on Facebook. Totally have poster's remorse.
In retrospect, I probably shouldn't have called that girl a whore on Facebook. Totally have poster's remorse.
by JustinJon June 14, 2013
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by danio April 3, 2005
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"Searching Far And Wide For Cycling Companion.
Be everything as it may, this transcontinental, international cyclotouriste is navigating to locate a good companion for an extended bicycling tour. Good is defined as---female, healthy, cyclist, with a sense of bold adventure, and the willingness to be compatable on an extended world tour with yours truly."
When in fact this very person claims to have predicted (and declared to the world in a park in Florida) the 9/11 attacks and is just looking for the opportunity to tell you that ... what a poltroon.
"Searching Far And Wide For Cycling Companion.
Be everything as it may, this transcontinental, international cyclotouriste is navigating to locate a good companion for an extended bicycling tour. Good is defined as---female, healthy, cyclist, with a sense of bold adventure, and the willingness to be compatable on an extended world tour with yours truly."
When in fact this very person claims to have predicted (and declared to the world in a park in Florida) the 9/11 attacks and is just looking for the opportunity to tell you that ... what a poltroon.
by LuvULongTime July 2, 2005
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