Mattress Test Pilot

A slut picked up for the express purpose of breaking in a new bed or mattress.

I needed to properly break in my new bed, so I went clubbing and picked up a Mattress Test Pilot.

by Charlie Tang July 21, 2005

chocolate runway pilot

A poofter, a nancy boy, a big fairy - he who partakes in shoving his cock up another mans asshole.

That poofter came so close up behind me I thought he was a chocolate runway pilot.

by lorri789 November 6, 2007

[Saskatchewan] palm pilot

Writing notes down on your hand with a pen.
Commonly used in the medical field where the notes can be written on a rubber/latex glove which can be removed and stored for later use.

Q: Did you write down that patients vital signs?
A: yeah they are here on my Saskatchewan palm pilot.

by Mountain dude. February 9, 2010

take me to the pilot

1. excitedly,aggressively, or quickly take off a partner's clothes and having sex with them.

2.the sex scene from Rocketman where the song "Take me to the pilot" played

Did you want to take me to the pilot tonight?

by SaunderShower May 19, 2020

reverse co pilot

WHen You are getting head from someone who is driving

Rachel gave me a reverse co pilot on the way back from riley's party

by crackaty October 22, 2011

twenty one pilots

2 guys with annoying fans, but great complex music. They go wild at their concerts and are genuine people that just enjoy what they do.

wow did u see the twenty one pilots concert they did crazy shit

by heyheyok6 October 29, 2018

twenty one pilots

One of the best musical duos ever to live. If you haven't listened to their music then, you are really missing out. And if you don't like them, you have awful tastes in music.

My friend: "Your obsession with Twenty One Pilots, is getting weird."
Me: "Leave now."

by loyal top fan August 1, 2018