Friends Only

Phrase used after saying something sexual to the opposite sex without actually implying a relationship .

Similar to friends with benefits

"Hey, would you let me tap that? Friends Only."

"Sex? friends only though"

by Prodocy May 18, 2009

bestie vibes only

when two people are flirting

yo are y’all dating?

no man! bestie vibes only !!

by mgkswhore March 8, 2021

adults only

Rating for items which persons 17+ are able to view but any epileptic retard with null typing skills could illegally download via the intarweb.

This adults only material is forever burned onto your hard drive.

by larstait October 13, 2003

. . . if only bananas were longer. . .

A conversational endpoint that you use when some little whiny worm is complaining to you and you are sick of it. Will often belittle complainer and give complain-ee a defining sense of satisfaction.

Whining little worm: Ughhhh, I got dirty snow on my Uggs, and my cell phone is broken, and things are really hard at home with my parents and ugh I'm just so stressed!

Me: . . . if only bananas were longer. . .

Whining Little Worm: *Silence*

by Pi@noguy January 13, 2011

Typical only child

A person who was an only child growing up. They are typically very independent, hard working, and dedicated. But they must get there way, otherwise a temper tantrum will be had.

Alex works 60 hours a week. Alex has never missed a day of work. Alex didn't get what she wanted for lunch today and she started crying. Alex is a typical only child.

by Autopartsfreak September 9, 2011

Only used a couple times

"Only used a couple times" is an expression that literally translates to "used the fuck out of it and am selling it while I can for a few bucks before it breaks." The phrase is extremely common on Craigslist and Facebook yard sales. Oftentimes, after buying something that has "only been used a couple times," you will get maybe a couple of good uses out of it before it breaks/stops working/ignites and by the time you've gone through the hassle of scrapping it, you'll be wishing you would've just bought a friggin' new one from the start.

"I bought a popcorn popper that was "only used a couple times" and the damn things spits out half the seeds."

"I'm not sure why the washing machine makes loud humming noises. The person I bought it from said it was "only used a couple times."

"I bought a Glock that was "only used a couple times," and the slide flew off when I shot it and nearly impaled my right eye."

by Yeret February 9, 2015

If only

it can be used to mean i wish this would happen. or it can also be used as a phrase rto mean maybe if this happens then....

person1: if only i were queen of the world.
person2: if only i was older than maybe he'd like me.

by purpleanjyl September 14, 2005