Owen is a moderately tolerable human being, although he enjoys taking on a beta role in a relationship.
by smartcookie2002 September 2, 2019
Get the Owenmug. lil bitch boy, who is to scared to hang out with his girlfriend and won’t make moves if he does hang with her.
by Ickydicky123 November 27, 2018
Get the Owenmug. Someone who has a thing for the unusual, wether it be humping sheep or suicidal thoughts. Women find him interesting but after a real conversation will be sharing his suicidal thoughts
by BigRooster69 September 5, 2018
Get the Owenmug. Owen will make up lies about numerous things to make it seem like he's cool even though in reality he's gay. He'll say and do stuff and lie about things like "have you met my girlfriend from Kentucky?". Whenever you and your friends are trying to talk about shit he'll butt in and act like he's part of the conversation. He'll also steal all of your gummy worms when he is in a general vicinity of them. He also makes out with robots he made out of LEGO's.
by Donald Trump IIIIIII February 13, 2019
Get the Owenmug. A boys' name, and most boys with this name will most likely have blond hair and blue eyes. Owens are cute, but not in a good way, they are cute like a kitten playing with a ball of yarn... Owens are normally whats known as a girly boy, and are believed to have a "man-jina" but no girl would even consider going into his pants to find out. Owens are not masculine in any way. Most believe Owens to be "in the closet" about their obvious sexuality (gay) only stupid girls believe he isn't, but they also think he is "hot" which is not true.
Abbie: omg owen is so hot. Zach: no he is not, and besides he's gay. Ciara: yeah owen is so gay, but it comes with the name
by love from, your bitch November 23, 2010
Get the Owenmug. This fat kid is a huge ferd (fat nerd). He is very short and is wider then he is tall. His legs look like there off a 5 year old, but his waste above weighs about 500lbs. When he attempts to walk he falls right over. One time when he is using the washroom the toilet cracked in halve and he was stuck inside the sewage pipe. He was trapped there for 3 days. He said after the event “I ate almost 10 000 cockroaches a day to stay alive”. His noise is so big it takes up halve his face. When he was first born everyone there’s first words were “what is wrong with his nose.” Who is clout gang? There is a new group in town called the “big man boob gang” created by Austin himself. When ever they get in a fight they sit in there enemy’s and suffocate them. His only outfit is a giant teddy bear that he ripped the insides out. He had to cut a 3 holes out for his stomach and his man boobs. He can not attend school because when he tried riding the bus there the whole back of the busses suspension broke and the bus was weighed down on the back. He can’t fit in his car or walk so he is forced to be homeschooled. He is also leagally blind because his nose covers his eyes.
Owen is a fat lard.
This is not originally my definition but I feel like it fits better in the Owen category.
Originally made by Pedro quacamole sauce
This is not originally my definition but I feel like it fits better in the Owen category.
Originally made by Pedro quacamole sauce
by Typed May 8, 2019
Get the Owenmug.