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Dutch-Oven 

Farting underneath the blankets while someone is under them with you.
I can't believe my brother just dutch-oven'd me! Sick!
Dutch-Oven by James Jarvis August 5, 2004

bun in the oven 

when a gurl is prengant.
"yeah, my gurl got a bun on the oven-just found out last week."
bun in the oven by 'lil keep' September 4, 2005

Polish oven 

It's similar to a Dutch oven, where someone farts and pulls the covers over your head ... Except you inflict it upon yourself.
She said it didn't smell that bad ... peeked under the covers and gave herself a Polish oven.
Polish oven by Chris Madison December 27, 2013

Polish oven 

A variation of Dutch Oven.

When you fart under the covers (while alone, or missing the other person in the attack) and pull the covers over your own head in a self-Dutch Oven. Not to be confused with a Sacrificial Dutch Oven (sometimes Kamakaze Oven) Where you fart under the covers while cuddling someone and pull the cover over both of your heads to ensure the other person bears the brunt of your Methane attack while sacraficing yourself in the act.
"After Mike Did a dutch oven to Sara and Alexis, Alexis farted under the covers, pulled the blanket over just her own head while shouting out: 'Dutch Oven!' Therby Polish Ovening herself.
Polish oven by Jason Swetland April 11, 2007

Dutch Oven With A Twist 

The act of spitting in the air while performing a dutch oven. The dutch oven recipient can either breathe in all the glory or poke their head out and catch a loogie in the eye.
My girlfriend had a bad taste in her mouth and a goober in her eye after being on the business end of a dutch oven with a twist.

dutch microwave oven 

Farting into a pillow so the next person who lays their head on it gets an instant puff of stench
When to use a dutch microwave oven. Lets say your visiting a friend and you dislike their significant other, fart repeatedly into the pillow (ensure you select the correct pillow) and gently replace it to its original position.