octopussy

8 extremely desperate women having extreme intimacy with a single cock. Being able to finesse 8 girls from behind on a single bed. Mostly a college thing unless your a high school starting QB. All around great time

“ Bruh I’m finna get some octopussy tonight after the game “ - Studs

by the beezo May 6, 2018

octopied

Noun
The state of being fucked by two dicks in the asshole and two in the pussy, meanwhile four dicks reside in the oral cavity. It is also a portmaneu of creampie; internal cumshot required.

Yo this party is awesome some bitch is gettin octopied in the pool.

by rex danson October 18, 2012

octopussy

Sex organs of the octomom.

How did that chick crank out eight more kids?

Fertility drugs and because she has an octopussy.

by Lt. Dingo April 14, 2009

Fuck My Ass Syrup Onto My Dick Pancake

Using so much exlax, that one's intestines SPEW out of your asshole, onto your partners penis. Followed by shitting pancake shaped turds onto there chest. (Mostly done by Mexicans, or Fetal Pigs.)

Old Man 1: so anyone up to Fuck my ass syrup onto my dick pancake?
Old Man 2: Isn't that a little bit rushed? or Meixican? i Met you yesterday.
Fetal Pig 1: Im down, don't be a Pussy

by ChefPubert May 30, 2009

Cherry on Top

When you make a banana split using all the main ingredients, but instead of a bowl you use the surrounding area of your dick and balls. Then you invite a Virgin over for sex. She proceeds to jump on your dick until her cherry pops on top of your beautiful banana split.

Hey Sarah wanna have sex on a banana split? No Tom, I’m a Virgin. Come on, I need to add a cherry on top!

by Schholboijew January 18, 2018

octopus

\`oc 'to`pus\ n. An eight-tentacled sea creature, belonging to the mollusk family. Uses suction cups on the underside of its tentacles to crawl around and grip prey. Has a soft shell. When frightened, squirts black ink and darts away quickly. When angered, skin flushes with pigments which turn it a reddish color. Color of octopus sometimes depends on surroundings.

I was scubadiving off the coast of Florida, and ran into an octopus, who became startled and clouded the water with its ink.

by The Light of Reason February 22, 2005

Octopus at the cock buffet

One who devours an enourmous amount of endless penis in one sitting, making light of the situation availabile in an all you can eat restaurant.

"That girl fucked so many guys last night she was like an octopus at the cock buffet!"

by DNugz July 16, 2008