Table Cakes

An order of pancakes by an individual with the intention of consumption by the entire party. A glue-guy brunch move.

I’ll have the breakfast burrito for myself and some table cakes for the boys. What do you mean you don’t know what table cakes are? Check urban dictionary.

by Grobin Tingras August 29, 2019

The kid's table

When you are fully grown adult and becomes talked down to, and/or excluded from activities, tasks, etc, especially from superiors such as parents/family members, coworkers, bosses, friends, and so forth. Usually seen in terms of condescending and/or sarcasm. Examples are names such as bud, buddy, or pal when you really have no communication on the outside. Somewhat like a kids table at a dinner or party where children are set aside from adult conversations and matters.

Guy 1: Dude, I am so ready to fucking leave that job. I keep getting put at the kid's table and treated like a child.
Guy 2: Why do you say that?
Guy 1: Everytime I mess up on something, They don't explain to me what I'm doing wrong, fix it themselves, walk off and put me on some dumb janitorial task. They have all these dumb inside jokes and keep me in the dark about everything. I think its time to find a new job.
Guy 2: Do what you need to bro.

by riddlecker July 23, 2016

Table Boss

A Hawaiian spearfishing nickname for the Tarry Hogfish or Aka 'a'awa. Named so because it is so foul to eat that it inevitably rules the dinner table untouched at the end of the meal. It has come to refer to the "last choice" in any category.

Example 1: "Did you smell my wife's casserole? That will be table boss for sure."
Example 2: "That poor kid will never get a girl to dance with him. He's total table boss."

by Keem the Dream August 18, 2022

table pounder

A conversation you get in that one person gets so worked up they hit the table. Usually to get someone attention or to show anger.

"Conversation about Rahim is a table pounder."

"Man if you mention sexist jokes around her she get so mad she pounds the "table.

by She_knows_it November 15, 2016

table joke

Table Joke: a flat out terrible joke that is usually used as a conversation filler EX: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To play checkers! This is a table joke

by Runawayhomelessman January 31, 2017

Table fluff

To prop ones assets upon a table or surface in order to receive certain wants and needs. Typically in the context of an Instagram photograph.

Guy 1
Man look at those girls taking a selfie.

Guy 2

Fuck yeah man look at the way shes using that table fluff.

by Aaron St Martin August 13, 2018

twofour table

a table for four at which only two people are seated

Conrad: I had an awesome date night with Nancy at La Verdad yesterday.

Andy: Wow - isn't that place ridiculously crowded?

Conrad: Yeah it was packed - Nancy is so crafty though, she got us a twofour table in the sidewalk seating area!

by PatsFanatic August 16, 2009