daily dozen

Something your girlfriend wont talk about.

Girl: I wish I finished my daily dozen today.
Guy:what's that.
Girl: you know

by Fiendy boy August 4, 2016

Shitfart Daily

Shitfart daily is my podcast

"you should go listen to my podcast called 'shitfart daily'"

by I love to eat markers July 26, 2024

Daily Star

A rubbish tabloid rag which is sensationalist, spreads fake news and conspiracy theories. They are the same newspaper who believed that the moon landing was a CIA hoax, claims that the 9/11 was an inside job and that the bible predicted it, says that an asteroid is approaching the planet earth and that the end of the world is upon us every month. They even claimed that Aliens are coming and created article on how to protect your brain from mind control. They say that using a 'thought screen helmet' prevents aliens from performing any kind of mental control over us. I wouldn't reccomend reading this paper if you are concerned with reliable information because this paper will just end up shoving conspiracy claptrap in your head if you are easily brainwashed.

'Daily Star are a bunch of crazy conspiracy theorists and doom mongers'

by UltimateDoge February 21, 2021

Daily Opt

"Opt:short for optimization"

the daily improvements, projects, and demands of SEO (Search Engine Optimization) tasks that improve or maintain search engine rankings

Your daily opt within this web project will help your site appear farther up in Google.

by SEO Expert May 19, 2009

The Daily Chug

It is a dictatorship lead by Barney as their chug leader with three chug advisors, one chugger, one chug general, and two chug soldiers. The ritual would be to chug a drink every weekday. There is also a TOS that protects the privacy of the people in the group.

The Daily Chug is a cult.

by TheOnlyMexican February 12, 2021

daily ricer

contrary to its close relative, the rice rocket, a daily ricer is a car manufactured by Asian automakers with no performance enhancing stickers or giant drag inducing fins. These cars are used most commonly for driving to and from work. Usually powered by small four cylinder engines they are great on fuel and don't cost a lot of money to drive.

Oh, I see, that must be your daily ricer!

by Not.quite.Vtec February 22, 2011

The Daily Testicle

A non reputable news source that spreads misinformation. It is a reference to the "SNAKES HAVE LEGS" video made by Danny Casale.

Dude, did you hear that people with blonde hair are 34% more likely to spontaneously combust? I just read it on The Daily Testicle.

by 1yearexpired July 30, 2024