Kitten Soft

A lovely, soft brand of toilet paper.

Just bought some Kitten Soft from the grocery store. It feels so good on my butt.

by zojo86 November 13, 2013

soft make

To throw the covers over one's bed instead of actually making it. Usually performed when someone else enters the bedroom.

John's room was a mess when Suzy arrived, so he gave the bed a soft make before letting her in.

by whatever it'll be October 1, 2010

Soft cream

Excitement / horniness to a point where one experiences ejaculation without an erection.

I saw the hottest milf yesterday and experience a soft cream!

by Raj Gill August 26, 2016

Soft Mookie

One who is squishy; flabby; pudding like; resembles a flat blobby substance

"Yo, that kid is so bad at basketball!"
"I know he's such a soft mookie."

by Heather Philips January 18, 2013

Kitten Soft

Kitten Soft is defined as a person who has been pampered in the lap of luxury throughout their lives. They have not endured the hardships of financial strain or issues relating to poverty. They tend to have a more privileged, bourgeoisie, pampered, narrow and entitled perspective on the world. Furthermore; a ‘Kitten Soft’ person, tends to remain detached from issues of the “lower” socioeconomic classes in modern society.

This term has been socially crafted and popularized by the modern digital philosopher Adam Blackman, 2020.

Person one: If you are hungry, just order some lobster.

Person 2: I can’t afford take out food, let alone lobster.

Person 1: If you just saved your pay check you would be able to.

Person 2: You Sir are the embodiment of Kitten Soft.

Person 1: Perhaps I am indeed a mewling, yet my pampered hardworking lifestyle ensures I always have Lobster. So everyone should be able to eat lobster when they want, like I do.

Person 2: What a privileged aka Kitten Soft perspective.

by ProfessorWebMDPHD December 29, 2020

soft vegan

When portray yourself vegan for social media likes but eat like shit off camera.

"I saw Patsy eating chicken yesterday, isn't she vegan?"
"No, she's a soft vegan - if she's not taking a picture it doesn't count"

by 2vegan4u May 13, 2016

soft angst

Soft angst is usually used in fanfic. Angst in fanfic usually means the story is sad or depressing, however soft angst is usually used in a not so sad story.

That story had some soft angst. It was sad but not to the point where it made me sad.

by MomLeftMeAtWalmart August 1, 2019