When modern technology fails and one must resort to archaic, carbon based methods such as dictionaries and encyclopedias for definitions and references.
ME: Does anyone know where they keep the books in this place? The WiFi is down and I need to look something up.
Intern: The what?
ME: The BOOKS. I have to old schoogle it.
Intern: How old ARE you?
Intern: The what?
ME: The BOOKS. I have to old schoogle it.
Intern: How old ARE you?
by starkasm August 26, 2010
Get the old schooglemug. by 18 and ugly😬 July 23, 2017
Get the Old cronemug. by Playmann January 21, 2019
Get the old afmug. What evil old people become when they get too sick to alienate or bully people anymore. Often involves a radical "change" of personality that includes kindness, cordiality, a newfound consciousness of religion and good sense. Usually only lasts until they die or their health stabilizes, in which they turn back to normal.
Kate:Whoa, Jackie, your mother-in-law's really nice to you!
Jackie:Girl, please, no she ain't; she just had a heart attack a little while ago, and since then she's become old and holy.
Kate:You waiting for the other shoe to drop?
Jackie:Hell yes.
Jackie:Girl, please, no she ain't; she just had a heart attack a little while ago, and since then she's become old and holy.
Kate:You waiting for the other shoe to drop?
Jackie:Hell yes.
by jazzrock August 26, 2008
Get the Old and holymug. A word to describe your ex, commonly used for girls, which means that he "used" her for her body then left.
It can also mean a regular basic ex. -both genders can say this but this is more of a woman's response.
It can also mean a regular basic ex. -both genders can say this but this is more of a woman's response.
Guy 1: Damn, she looks hot.
Guy 2: Nah, I wouldn't want her because she was someone's old veggie.
Girl 1: Wait, isn't he one of your old veggies?
Girl 2: Yeah, we just didn't work out because of his temper.
Guy 2: Nah, I wouldn't want her because she was someone's old veggie.
Girl 1: Wait, isn't he one of your old veggies?
Girl 2: Yeah, we just didn't work out because of his temper.
by Teddyaj December 28, 2016
Get the Old Veggiemug. As one gets older, small things start slowly popping up. Such as the transition from board shorts to elastic waist shorts. Or jeans to sweat pants etc. Typically old manisms start in the early 40s.
by Ivan barrister December 27, 2020
Get the Old manismsmug. A small town along the shore of southern Connecticut. Filled with lots of pot heads, and drunks. Boring during the winter, and crazy during the summer
by Bathtime Duckie May 29, 2009
Get the Old Saybrookmug.