Dickgility course

Like a dogs agility course, women must learn to bob and weave around upright poles shaped like penises to help them avoid dickheads in everyday life.

Come learn the sport of weaving your way through a life full of dickheads, aka my dickgility course.

by Illyena January 25, 2025

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Dogtacle Course

The path through a group of sleeping dogs.

I had to negotiate the dogtacle course on my way to the bathroom in the middle of the night.

by Guardian301 January 5, 2019

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crash course film

a film or television series (such as the film and show Crash) in which multiple stories are told through different viewpoints, usually an overused concept found in many movies and shows

The movie Love, Actually is a crash course film because it shows the stories of different individuals

by Mister_E January 2, 2010

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“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”

by frankenen February 24, 2024

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Outta-Course

The opportunity before intercourse where a dude gets all face sticky, having to get her off knowing the one-pump-chump move won’t bring her back for seconds.

Matt: Hey Bryne, sit on my face....intetcourse isn’t going to bring you back for more but outta-course will.
Bryne: ***sits on face***

#mistasista #jameojacklaundry

by DURB March 9, 2018

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