ostrichface

a moist ass bitch who says he bags but doesnt

Danny: Did you hear Patrick today, he never gets girls
JOse: I know he's such an Ostrichface

by Mr. Funktastic March 3, 2008

Osteening

someone who panders and sucks up to people and wants everyone to like them

The president was Osteening the US congress today

by Svetlana Svetikova fan November 15, 2009

osterwisch

Osterwisch is typically a weird ass name that no one has. Osterwisch's normally travel in packs and are often hostile if talked to while sleepy.

Osterwisch's are known to become very sweet during late night conversation.
But be aware because they get jealous very quickly (see jealous/angry/bitchy for further example).

Osterwisch's are usually quite attractive and often young girls (esp. Cute ones) are known to fall for these looks, as well as their personality and humor.

OMG! Is that an osterwisch, they're so hot!

by Osterwisch_lover October 30, 2013

Ostrander Abortion

A driving maneuver that involves crashing a vehicle, hopefully causing its airbags to deploy into a pregnant woman's uterus with the intent of killing the fetus inside.

1: Hey, man, did you hear Dakota's pregnant again?

2: Maybe she should try getting an Ostrander Abortion and using the insurance money to buy condoms for next time.

by deskjet08 May 18, 2014

Ostrich Power

Ostrich Power (or O.P.) is a standard unit of measurement to determine the output brightness of a light placed on the front grill of a vehicle (typically a truck). While standard lights are measured in wattage lights on the front grill of trucks are defined by their OP. There are no licenses needed to obtain a light that is OP.

"Damn son that light is OP!"
"Word bitch. That's Ostrich Power all up in that light."
op
op

by Axe-Hole May 4, 2015

ostrich voter

Those choosing to ignore the current overwhelming facts presented and keep supporting a campaign due to historical preference.

My father is an ostrich voter, he keeps blindly supporting Mrs. XXXX even though the facts indicate she has committed heinous deeds verified by the media and other sources.

by rman62 November 18, 2015

osterhouse

When you are in a long distance relationship with someone who lives specifically in Michigan and have to fly literally 1220 miles just to see them.

I really should osterhouse soon, my girlfriend/boyfriend misses me.

by LucidDistortion February 25, 2017