Oklahoma Alarm Clock

A cruel joke in which you wake up your friend (or any individual) by hitting him repeatedly in the face with your dong.

Dude 1- "what an awful start to the morning"
Dude 2- "what happened to you?"
Dude 1- "Derek decided it would be funny to wake me up with his Oklahoma Alarm Clock"

by Power Snarf April 12, 2010

Oklahoma Sugar Princess

An under age girl who doesn't mind receiving money for sexual favors.

Tom: Hey, that girl over there is looking real nice. Maybe I'll buy her a drink.

Eric: What? Don't you know she's under age?

Tom: Well maybe she's an Oklahoma Sugar Princess and I can have my way with her big black ass.

by Drpun May 20, 2009

oklahoma oil well

A fake sexual position told to your noisy coworkers when how your weekend went.

"I had a great weekend, Tai did an Oklahoma Oil Well on me after we went to dinner."

by Prince of the Pink Palace July 8, 2017

Oklahoma Skid Mark

When an individual gets head with a poopy butt, preferably on white bedsheets. When you finish inspect the skid mark your partner left on the bed.

Oh no honey you left a “Oklahoma Skid Mark” on my new bed sheets!!!

by PTU LEGEND July 27, 2023

Oklahoma Box Fire

When slather a nice coat of hot sauce or icy hot on you ex’s dildo.

She will know I know when she finds herself in an Oklahoma Box Fire with no water gun.

by Big Church Blake September 1, 2022

Oklahoma Blackberry Picker

My secret occupation or side hustle. I make $2 a gallon picking Blackberries on the plantation.
I named My guitar the Blackberry.

No corporate lawyer will ever be slicker than my father's only begotten Oklahoma Blackberry Picker.

by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021

Oklahoma wash rack

Oklahoma wash rack is when you wipe your ass on a hotel bedroom curtains.

That damn hotel was so terrible we left them an Oklahoma wash rack.

by Black008 September 3, 2013