Noner

(Nuisance Boner) also known as a R.O.B - Random Occurring Boner - generally happens when you are bored "stiff", in school or family events and all things in between. This is the type of boner that usually goes unnoticed, non the less you are completely aware of what is happening. The more you convince yourself you don't want wood the harder it gets.

(you) - So i was at my family christmas the other day and my aunt kept blabbing about her divorce problems, next thing you know. Mad Noner is coming on.
(Buddy) - Haha happens every time!
(you) - I know man and the more you try to stop it the more raging it gets.

by larrski September 20, 2012

noner

(pronounced NO-ner)
1. what ugly bitches give you.

2. the opposite of a boner.

Did you see that ugly bitch? She gives me a noner.

by Morgan Freemans Wormhole February 26, 2011

nonecdote

An anecdote that's a bit dull and not really worth coming out with.

A nonecdote....I had a pizza last night, it was a thin crust but it wasn't very crusty.

by Rob Muirhead February 10, 2008

Nonev

In furry fiction, a word used to distinguish wild animals from anthropomorphic ones. A contraction of 'non-evolved'. Solves the problem of how there can be bipedal talking foxes in a story alongside four-legged yapping ones.

"Jareth NyteFyre, the mighty wolven swordsman, paused at the stream, awed by the sight of a nonev ancestor drinking in the moonlight."

by AlexReynard January 12, 2009

nonephomaniac

someone who never wants to have sex

My wife and I used to do it 3 or 4 times a week. Now we never have sex, she's become a nonephomaniac.

by bricebak August 14, 2008

Nonez

'Not at all', in a sarcastic sense of the phrase.

John: "Dude, I just walked in on Jeff and Anna going at it..."

Sebastian: "Nonez awkies!"

by upsidedowninsideout June 17, 2009

Nonederthere

It's what you wear when you can't bare the feel of underwear. Going commando. Free balling.

It was quite the sight when Matt wore his nonederthere while playing basketball.

by The Hoosier January 24, 2010