Nonce

A term usually used by kids in the UK to describe someone as an idiot or a silly person

Kid 1: What the hell man!
Kid 2: I'm sorry! I don't know what I was thinking.
Kid 1: That's the point, you didn't think! you stupid nonce.
Kid 2: ...a what?
Kid 1: You know, as in an idiot, duh!
Kid 2: ...

by Pseudo-what? October 10, 2018

Dead Nonce

Dead Nonce is a term of endearment used in various parts of the world to convey a feeling of deep respect. Similar to calling something the shit, calling someone a dead nonce is a way of showing proper respect for a person or individual you deeply admire.

See that bloke over there? He's a bloody dead nonce

Jeff Buckley? That guys a dead nonce!

by james james July 3, 2007

Nonchajaunt

(non-sha-JAUNT) noun,
Root words are "Nonchalant", meaning casual, or disconnected and "Jaunt", meaning a short walk. A Nonchajaunt is a short stroll wherein one walks in a manner that dissuades suspicion.

Will had already shit his pants, but his nonchajaunt back to his dorm room was so effective that no one was the wiser.

by Riatsala December 9, 2009

nincher

a nine inch penis

"dude guess what"
"what?"
"guess!"
"you stuck ur nincher in the teacher?"
"oh my god, how did you know!?!"

by BUY ME! I'M CHEAP! July 4, 2008

Ninchin

Description of a person who has a divoted chin. Name derived from the crossing of 'ninja foot' and 'chin'. See also "Grenade Chin".

Matty has a ninchin, you could hide a roll of dimes up in that bitch!

by ketelred February 11, 2009

Nonce

A nonce is a random or semi-random number that is generated for a specific use. It is related to cryptographic communication and information technology (IT).

The term stands for "number used once" or "number once" and is commonly referred to as a cryptographic nonce.

by Crypto Man July 3, 2022

noncay

Another way of saying nonce

Boris Johnson is a noncay

by sussyballs69 July 22, 2022