Nodder

Someone who mastruabtes with condoms on.

Even though nodders are weird, at least they’re being responsible for when they do the real thing.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018

Nonders

the ULTIMATE sexual position, in which the man touches the woman's monkey with his dolphin.

girl: Did you hear that Professor Gabriel did the NONDERS last night??

boy: WOW he's the bomb-diggity!

by bibbity bobity March 27, 2009

Nodar

The lack of any environmental or personal intuition certain individuals illustrate or descriptive of the individuals themselves. Examples would include the failure to recognise the needs of others, phone zombies who don't look where they're going, those on the Autistic Spectrum*, self obsessed narcissistic types, those who invade personal space, those who believe shouting makes them right, those with a false sense of entitlement, being oblivious.

*only those on the Autistic Spectrum or with other social inhibitions and recognised disorders have a valid reason to display these behaviours.

Did you see that? The girl on her phone who just walked out into the road? The bus had to swerve. What a fucking nodar.

I'm on crutches, they can see that right? Why are they still walking right at me, side by side, chatting to each other, taking up the path. She's going to walk right into me. Must be operating on her nodar. What an inconsiderate dick.

by URBANE November 16, 2018

Noner

The exact reverse process of an erection (boner).
When a man is so sexually disgusted his penis goes BACK into his body.

Matt: "EWWW!! A FAT NAKED LADY"
Phil: "OH GOD, I JUST GOT A NONER"

by Fil The asian kid December 15, 2008

noner

not being able to get a boner due to being intoxicated,

dont worry i could not have had sex with her i was so drunk i had a noner

by Bperks August 18, 2008

nodder

Yet another term for a blow job.

I had a wicked nodder last night!

by Paul Ramsden July 26, 2006

Nomer

Phonetic abreviation of the phrase 'No make-up required". Referring to a women who looks beautiful without the assistance of make-up.

"(Female-subject) is such a nomer man." "I'd love to marry a nomer -- sure make the morning a lot easier on the eyes."

by Rockbo December 5, 2011