Ripe Nob

pumped nob, extreme erection causing tight pumped nob <it is now ripe

"whoa steve you have one of the ripest nobs ive ever seen!!"

by Swift December 13, 2003

Nob-shite

Noun

Person or persons (generally chav males between the ages of 17 and 25), who spout lies about their sexual conquests to hide their inadequacies.

1st friend- "Gordon was telling me about how he shagged two birds and then jizzed all over them"
2nd friend-"Take no notice, he's well known as a nob-shite"

by littlegeaorge February 10, 2010

Nob Jockey

A man who rides another mans penis

Indy is such a nob jockey. He just loves Bens nob up hes bum.

by indyben October 11, 2013

nob donkey

a general purpose obscenity for describing a fucking idiot.

That guy is such a nob donkey!

by Jim Smith May 5, 2004

nob end

A fucking bullshiter

U nob end

by Anonymous October 1, 2003

nob jockey

a derogatery term for a HOMO any one you dont like

go away nob jockey

by e-j-allen October 6, 2008

nob goblin

A nob goblin (often referred to as a nob gob) is the post-ejaculate matter, on the tip of the penis, after is has been solidified.

Layman's term:
The crusty cum on the tip of a penis.

"Man, I've got a harsh nob goblin from last night".

"These fuckin' goblins wont leave me alone; they're irritating as fuck". - direct quote from myself.

by Eljato October 24, 2008