nipple shower

A shower in which the faucet is placed low on the wall as such that when any person taller than 5’ 10” attempts to wash themselves, the stream of water will contact their body at a point no taller than their nipples. To wash one’s face/head it is necessary to squat in the shower which is of course awkward and uncomfortable.

Bob-"Dude this hotel sucks! I can't fit in that shower."
Andy-"Well if you weren't so freaking tall you wouldn't have a problem."
Bob- "I'm sick of staying in places with these Nipple Showers."

by Mc B July 5, 2010

Nipple fucking

When someone insert something into a nipple.

Mostly seen on absurd porn (mainly hentai).

You can learn more here nipplefucking.com.

He came into the tits of that girl after nipple fucking it by it's small hole.

by MaverickMorty September 7, 2018

goose nipples

When you get nipples covering your body instead of bumps when you get cold.

When Maggie gets cold, she gets goose nipples.

by Novandalis December 24, 2015

shrew nipples

uncomfortably long nipples, something that you measure in YARDS

theo: dude i smashed tina so hard last night! turns out she has shrew nipples!
zoe: oh god! nasty!

by flappy_cooch_69 April 22, 2020

sour nipple

when one goes into the sea the nipple area becomes red and scabby with possible bleeding

i was wave boarding when all of a sudden my nipples started to itch. i jumped off of the wave board and into the ocean. man my nipples stung more than a bee! i got out of the water as quickly as possible and my mom put lotion on my nipples. it was too late. my nipples already started to peel off and bleed. SOUR NIPPLE SUCKS!

by dr doofenshmirtz December 31, 2013

Nipple Gut

Another term for man boobs, referring to a guy with a large belly who also has excessive fat in his upper chest region

Nick has been gaining some weight he’s got a nice nipple gut growing on him.

by Tony2two2times July 24, 2020

Nipple-ectomy

This is when you catch your nipple ring on something and tear your nipple off and your ring out.

OMG! I caught my nipple ring on the shower door this morning and almost had a nipple-ectomy. I hurt like a mother bear!!

by Boobralicious June 3, 2009