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night watchman

A turd that somebody leaves in the bowl overnight.

The expression comes from the English game of cricket where a batsman is sent to the crease with the sole aim of still being there in the monring.
I went to the bathroom this morning, and my girlfriend had left a vile night watchman in the toilet.
by Bobtbuilder September 10, 2003
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night mission

anyone who has ever taken any mind altering/intoxicating substances will have no doubt attempted a night mission.
it takes place at night (strangely) usually on the way back from the pub. it covers a broad range of activitys but the one commen attribute all night missions share is they are anti-social. you may well get an ASBO for a good night mission.
remember - the more cheeky the better and use maximum stealth at all times
a night mission:
1 - jumping into peoples gardens, removing all garden furniture and setting it up in the miiddle of the street.
2 - stealing the freshly delivered milk
3 - deploying a full english breakfast
4 - graffiti of any description
5 - smashing something up
6 - bush jumping
7 - gaining acess to a restricted area. i.e the roof of your school.
by evil bob September 1, 2006
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night crows

These crazy ass mutha fucka crows that come out at night, they are 4 foot tall and have spoons for arms and feet,they have chocolate digestive eyes and pringle tube noses,the leader of the night crows wears glasses and bosses the other night crows about,they like to put peoples eye balls in jars and send them to other people,what a pest!
nikkies garden has night crows patrolling the area
kenny is next on the list for the night crows
by noominoomi August 7, 2007
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night shoes

1) The personality you put on when you go out at night. Your metaphorical party hat...if you will.

2) What you do at night.
"You about to see me in my night shoes"

"You don't know me, you only see me in my night shoes"
by Creampuff33 March 19, 2009
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Night ready

In order to have as much sleep as possible you will get dressed the night before and sleep fully clothed so that when a you wake up you can brush your teeth and leave your house a minute after arising. This is full commitment to being night ready and this generally applies to those who couldn't care less about their appearance and regard body odour as a myth. Mild cases of being night ready could be putting wallets in trouser pockets or placing clothes out in the order you put them on.
Jimbo: Hey pal.. wow you look scruffy mate and you stink like sweat, dribble and bed??
Howard: Yeh I got night ready so that I could sleep 10 minutes longer, you should try it.
Jimbo: Na thanks you smell.
by Dr Two April 19, 2010
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Night Dash

The act of running down the street at about midnight pissing on the ground. Usually done in crowds.
Yo, we're gonna go Night Dash tonight.
by jiggleworth22 September 2, 2016
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Night's Core

An anime character created by Sebastian Vicino that is music personified.
Night's Core isn't human, she's literally music!
by MilkyMilkMk2 April 16, 2017
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